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And now let's meet today's contestants... Rose, from Martin the Warrior, The Law, from Martin the Warrior, Klitch, from Salamandastron, Bryony, from The Outcast of Redwall, Romsca, from Pearls of Lutra, Gabool, from Mariel of Redwall, Jukka the Sling, from Lord Brocktree, and Mokkan, from Marlfox.

Well, what are we absoballylutely waiting for? Let's play... The Weakest Link! (Music: Bum, bum bum bum!!)

Our first question is for Rose. Who is the main character in the book, "Jane Eyre"?

Rose: My sweet googly-bear, Martin the Warrior.

Um..... no. It's Jane Eyre, duh, hello??? Next, The Law. "Estas muy estupido" is Spanish for what?

The Law: I am the Law!

Actually, it means "You are very stupid." Klitch... who was the 16th President of the U.S.?

Klitch: Anyone but my old man, that geezer Ferhago. Someday that ancient one will...

Shut up already, you're wrong. It's Abraham Lincoln. Bryony, it's your turn next. What does "Y2K" stand for?

Bryony: Oh dear, I'm afraid I don't know that one. I'll have to have my darling Veil just answer it for me, he is such a smart and sweet young boy...

Oy Gevalt! No! It stands for Year 2000! Arg! Okay, Romsca. What color is an orange?

Romsca: I refuse to answer a low-level landlubber question like that! Whatcha think I am... a mouse? (shoots a dirty glance at Bryony.)

Bryony: Just because I might not know much about vegetables doesn't make me an idiot.

Actually, Bryony, oranges are fruits. And Romsca, I hate to say it, but you're done. Gabool is next. What's the name of the villian in "101 Dalmations"?

Gabool: THAT STUPID BELL!

That is the wrong answer. It's Cruella DeVil. I'm so glad I'm getting paid for this job. Okay, Jukka the Sling... what is the most common element in air?

Jukka the Sling: Shame on thyself for asking a trick question. The answer is air, and now thou shalt find a stone between thine eyes!

Try it, and you'll get to attend a free party with my lawyers. Oh, and by the way, air is not an element, but nitrogen is, and that just so happens to be the correct answer. Alright, Mokkan, you're up. Who is the richest man on earth?

Mokkan: Me. And if I'm not, I should be.

Good answer... wrong answer. Talk to Bill Gates and maybe I'll change my mind. WELL GUESS WHAT? You have banked an incredible, astounding, amazing... $0! Aren't you proud of yourselves! Somehow, though, I'm not surprised! Now ordinarily I would say that it's time to vote off The Weakest Link, but apparently, you all are, so I'm changing the rules a little bit.

YOU ARE ALL THE WEAKEST LINK! Goodbye.