| This paragraph is by Peter |
Once upon a time there was 'puter geek by the name of Peter. Most
people thought that Peter was just a harmless truck-driver, but the truth was that he secretly
desired to become the next CEO of Microsoft! |
| This paragraph is by Linus Skywalker |
Little did Peter know that when he was a small infant, he was sent to Redmond, WA
to be indoctrinated into the secret order of MS by his loving parents. It was their wish for Peter
to learn the ways of the dark side! |
| This paragraph is by Daydreamer |
Meanwhile, in a land far away (Ohio), a young maiden named Amy was being
taught how to play the flute. As well as learning other important social skills like the proper way
to bat her eyes at a lad, and how to blush prettily. |
| This paragraph is by Amy |
Amy was a delightful girl. She learned all the female arts (barring cooking)
and baked cookies for the old folks. One day, while in the forest picking flowers, a mean looking
man came up to her and asked "Play Misty for Me". So she pulled out her flute, pressed the secret
lever, and used her flute saber to knock him into the East Wood. "Boy, that was close!" said Amy,
"I'd better get back to town and warn the others that the evil Empire is alive and working to take
over the galaxy!" |
| This paragraph is by katherine the
beautiful
|
Amy returned to town and spoke with the village elders. After hearing her tale, the
elders sent her on a quest to find all those who followed the ways of the dark side. So Amy hitched
up her horse and cart, and she and her faithful dog, Maggie, went out into the unknown. |
| This paragraph is by Sara
|
Peter was at his computer one day when a chat screen opened and some guy
asked if Peter knew what time it was? Peter replied "Time to buy a new watch!", the guy got mad and
left the chatroom. little did Peter know that the guy would be very important to him at a later
date. |
| This paragraph is by Victor
Sabatini
|
Test |
| This paragraph is by Mstr Mush |
So,after Peter took this test to learn how to use his faithful computer to
build new watches, he sent it to the guy from the chst room with an apology. |
| This paragraph is by amy |
But the guy who wanted to apology was not there. But there was a man there who said
his name was Bill Gates. |
| This paragraph is by Victor
Sabatini |
Bill was the second cousin of the first brother of the famous computer,
software expert James Gates:-). When James was little, he always dreamed of being a famous cook,
but grew up in his fathers business and took over the old type writer company and turned it into
the software giant SicroMoft with its famous Doors98 and Doors2000 software. |
| This paragraph is by Kathie |
Amy had a bad kitchen experience with James Gates, pressed her secret
lever and sent him into another galaxy with chat room dude vowing never to enter that nasty room
again! |
| This paragraph is by duh! |
Now that Amy has showed her dominance, she decided to go
back to school and learn the art of making little clay figures to sell to the tourists. She charges
$49.96 and it only costs her .25 to make so Amy is saving her money to go on that cruise. Since she
hates traveling alone, she's taking that cute high school senior from next door with her to be at
her beck and call. |
| This paragraph is by Asquith |
Unfortunately, unbeknownst to young Amy, her bank revoked her
merchant account and her e-commerce site crashed (it was running SicroMoft's Doors system). This
made Amy furious!!! Now she'd never get to go on that cruise... so she set off in search of some
dark side butt to kick... |
| This paragraph is by duh |
During her 100 years long quest of kicking dark side butt, she
came across a young apprectice studying computering and html-ing...his name was...Peter. |
| This paragraph is by
me |
After 100 years of traveling, Amy was feeling very lonely. So she asked Peter out, and he said...."Wait...just one more turn...I've almost leveled up!"
Well, 3 hours later, Amy ordered a pizza and watched Toy Story 2. |
| This paragraph is by
Thorne |
When Amy saw the Handsome Peter she fell into a swoon. Peter, after muttering about weak females, went to the young Amy, |
| This paragraph is by
jenny13 |
and smacked her sharply on the cheeks several times to bring her back to consciousness. "WAKE UP, WEAK FEMALE!" he shouted. And Amy awoke, knowing in her heart that her 100-year quest was at an end. |
| This paragraph is by
furry spinto |
But, wait there is more! Under her pillow, lay a small key. The young Amy was not at the end of her quest, she had forgotten to lock the gate, and the hordes were now pouring into the real world. |
| This paragraph is by
Sony Valdez |
To prevent the hordes from escaping the giant "DOOR", Amy must to the next galaxy and get the legendary LiUnix from Torovis, the legendary dwarf who make legendary stuff with his legendary etc... |
| This paragraph is by
Sony Valdez |
...Oh, and of course, there's that BIG problem of the huge and long downloads of the LiUnix OS. |
| This paragraph is by
me |
...but people don't mind the huge download bucause not only can you download the LiUnix OS, it can even install itself!! Whatta country.... |
| This paragraph is by
Andrew |
but only if the LiUnix little people that live behind the cooling fan, do not contest the ballot for which Kernel... |
| This paragraph is by
Andrew |
but only if the LiUnix little people that live behind the cooling fan, do not contest the ballot for which Kernel... |
| This paragraph is by
Ray Cutts |
Kentucky Fried Chicken, an observer, saw his chance to start a business, using the excess heat from the CPu .... |
| This paragraph is by
Mstr Mush |
to raise the dough for the KFC bisquits... |
| This paragraph is by
Mung |
Peter began to prespire, and said, |
| This paragraph is by
Mstr Mush |
how many bisquits do you want by 11:00am ?! |
| This paragraph is by
PuterGeek |
So Peter began to make them, and while he was working he thought about how he could use a 'puter to automate this task. |
| This paragraph is by
guess who |
Peter searched ZDNet for a program called "How to Make Bisquits Automatically" but couldn't find a match. He next tried a search on Google.... |
| This paragraph is by
jesper3333 |
To google he went, unsuspecting of the big mean virus glob from planet Z, hiding and waiting. The glob fed off of geeks stupid enogh to go to google, and.... |
| This paragraph is by
me |
since the gob of geeks are tired of being thought of as not important, the geeks showed the world their power.... |
| This paragraph is by
Mstr Mush |
by having 10,000 costumes made that resemble the putergeek himself, and they took off on their journey to Washington state to conquer... |
| This paragraph is by
ya right |
Wild grizzlies and Mt. Ranier. Failing miserably, the putergeek retired to the home of the cha-ching X-boomers of Geekdom on Lake Vortex where he lives with Amy and dreams of the days when he got away with Cybermuck and the real olden days when Bill Gates only had one-billion dollars, yet he was still called the devil but ... |
| This paragraph is by
ya right |
Wild grizzlies and Mt. Ranier. Failing miserably, the putergeek retired to the home of the cha-ching X-boomers of Geekdom on Lake Vortex where he lives with Amy and dreams of the days when he got away with Cybermuck and the real olden days when Bill Gates only had one-billion dollars, yet he was still called the devil but ... |
| This paragraph is by
ya right |
he repeated everything so... |
| This paragraph is by
Mstr Mush |
...this really made him stop and think, I've failed twice, am I capable? Should I continue this journey? Maybe I'm not who I think I am. |
| This paragraph is by
Duh! |
Since Peter was sazed and confused, Amy took him to see a head doctor for testing. The doctor said those words that countless sitcoms falls back on when the writer's don't have a thing to write about..."You have amnesia!" |
| This paragraph is by
duh...double duh |
While Peter was trying to figure out what amnesia was, Amy was reading a book entitled "How to tipe korectly and two pruefreed you're worke before hitting the dune butten" |
| This paragraph is by
Triple duh? |
Little did Amy know that this head doctor also performed abortions on the side, or that the Reverend Frederick Cyrus King had picked today to do something about it. |
| This paragraph is by
Victor Sabatini |
While Amy and Peter spend time at the doctors, Peter had secretly perfected his KFC biscuit making computer program. He sold the program to SicroMoft and used the money to take Amy on her long awaited cruise to spend that quality time together. Of cause, when SicroMoft sold the software to the public, it was genuine SicroMoft software. No mention of the master biscuit software maker PeterPuterGeek. |
| This paragraph is by
tess crockett |
then once one day when amy was looking for new and interesting ways to defeat the dark side she discovered peter's secret biscuit making program and was very upset that she wasn't getting in on the action and decided to show him what for, she pulled out her old and dusty flute and her old and dusty skillet and cooked the most delicious meal she could think of, once fed and and lulled by her beautiful music she knew he would sleep forever, and she could punish him for keeping such a secret from her. so on she went with her plan and made a delicious meal :-) and played her beautiful music and to sleep he went.and then to punish him for keeping such a secret from her(a secret almost as bad as an affair with someone from the dark side) she decided to.... |
| This paragraph is by
Karmell Clark |
embed code in the bisquit making program that would cause the bisquits to explode when the temperature got over 325 degrees. Think of the horror! The disappointment! The ruined Thanksgiving dinners across the country! |
| This paragraph is by
Dale Catron |
But then she thought, that would be wrong in the eyes of GOD as she recently got religion and Thanksgiving being a time of giving thanks, so she started to think what would Jesus do?
I will think positive and ask the Lord for his forgiveness as I know he will not forsake me, the Bible tells me so.
So Amy set off to learn more about Jesus. |
| This paragraph is by
bigbreast lady |
Soon,she got tired and became a prositute. Then one day , she got fucked by a evil alien with plans to destroy the earth |
| This paragraph is by
bigbreast lady |
Soon,she got tired and became a prositute. Then one day , she got fucked by a evil alien with plans to destroy the earth |
| This paragraph is by
darcy |
Litttle did any one in the world know that this alien all this time was none other then the famous peter. Yes that's right my friends. You read it plain and simple. Peter, the puter geek. (Well hey did you think he was a good guy in this story?) |
| This paragraph is by
darcy |
When Bill Gates heard about this, he knew he had to come up with a plan to stop the evil Peter. But how? |
| This paragraph is by
idikas |
Bill was full of desparation, he just couldn't figure it out, never, never, bastard, so he finally yielded himself completely and totally to tittering maniacally "stop that crazy gefingerpoking jesus fucking christ." And he was reborn. |
