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Crater 101

This is the voice of the Mysterons! We know that you can hear us, Earthmen! Although you have discovered our complex on the Moon, it will never reveal its secrets.  Anyone who dares to enter will be destroyed.  You have been warned! We have not forgotten!

 

It’s the return of the hamster houses! Spectrum has nothing better to than to go round blowing up multi-coloured plastic houses!


Captain Scarlet, always so eager to get out on the job! The second White says the complex must be destroyed, he’s up and out of his seat, raring to go and kick Mysteron butt!


Is it me or is Blue always grinning? What’s he got on his mind? I’ll leave that to your own imaginations!


Lieutenant Green is the first to volunteer for the mission to the moon, probably because he so rarely gets let off Cloudbase; he’s taking every opportunity he can to get off that thing and away from White!


Captain Scarlet took far too long trying to decide whether abandoning his shore leave was worth it! Then he blames his decision on the fact that he believes Blue and Green will get into too much trouble without him! Hmm, why do I think that’s not the case, he just wants all the attention!


What on Cloudbase was wrong with White’s face this week? Had someone given him a punch in the face? Either that or he started having a plastic surgery attempt that they had to cease just after beginning due to the emergency on the base!


Another recurrence from last episode! The Moonmobiles are back!


CS: We’re on our way!
Then Cloudbase gets a call from Tracy Island.
Jeff: Colonel White, will you please tell your agents not to use our lines!


Frazer, the Mysteron who has a feminine side! Likes his eye shadow and mascara! It was so easy to tell he was a Mysteron though simply by the way he was staring off into space… hold on a minute, how can you stare off into space if you’re in space?


Scarlet might like to take credit for a lot of things, but he’s so useless he had to leave Blue to drive the Moonmobile! Lazy git!


Why aren’t there any Mysterons in that complex yet? Is it one of those things where you pay for the land and move in later?


Argh! It’s a backseat driver in the passenger seat! Captain Scarlet will insist on giving Blue directions on how to avoid things!
CS: Swerve!
CB: Look, Scarlet, I offered you the chance to drive but you said no, so let me!
A very short while later
CS: Stop!
CB: What did I –
After they fell down the ditch, Scarlet turns to Blue, a gloating look on his face
CS: I told you so!


Those Mysteron machines look more like futuristic Hoovers than builders!


Why on the Moon did Lieutenant Green ask for a coconut? What possessed him? Not that coconuts aren’t nice…


Frazer, the only Mysteron to ever refer to a woman as a woman!
Frazer: I am sorry, Earthwoman
Nolan: Earthwoman? Oh my god, he’s a Mysteron. *Pauses to think*
Oh my god, he got it right!


While in the ditch, they kick Green out
CS: Green? Go and give this hunk of junk a push
LG: Why me?
CB: Coz we outrank you!


I am very impressed! Even their spacesuits are coloured co-ordinated to their codenames.


When they enter the Mysteron complex
CS: Start the cameras
Captain Scarlet, member of the paparazzi posing as a Spectrum officer!


Lieutenant Green, the impatient one!
LG:
It’s my first outer space mission and I intend to have fun!
After Lieutenant Green disappears, Scarlet asks Blue where he is, but due to the strange lighting…
CS: Where’s Lieutenant Green?
LG: Right beside you! He shouts pointing at the discoloured suit helmet Blue is wearing
CB:
Cut it out, Green and get on with your job!


Mysteron TV, way more hypnotic than Earth TV!
CS: Don’t look into the light!
CB: I can’t help it!
LG:
It’s so beautiful!


After Scarlet sorts the hypno-TV, he says,
CS: Let’s move on, and stay together
LG:
SIG, Dad!


When Scarlet finds the area of weightlessness, he warns the others
CS: Stay back
CB: What is it, Captain?
CS:
Some sort of weightless area just in front of where you’re standing! What does it look like?? I didn’t decide to float off the floor!


The thing that powers the entire Mysteron complex is just a chunk of broken glass!


Lunarville 6 controller’s assistant: 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… Lift off!
The warning rocket takes off but instead of crash landing near the complex, there is a dazzling pink and purple flash
Nolan:
You idiot! That wasn’t a rocket that was a firework!


It’s no wonder Scarlet had so much trouble getting that power source off its holding, he was holding the rod with his hand backwards!


Why are they always so quick to assume the indestructible guy doesn’t make it? Just shows they still don’t want to believe it!


At Lunarville 6
Nolan: I’d take it as a favour if you’d keep it
CS: Thank you. Let’s go, Adam.
LG: What about me?
CS: Oh yeah, you too

 

Starring:

 
Regular Characters:  Guest Characters:  Equipment: 
     
Captain Scarlet  Linda Nolan - Sylvia Anderson Cloudbase 
Captain Blue  Frazer - David Healy Angel Interceptors 
Colonel White  Shroeder - Jeremy Wilkin Moonmobile 4 
Lieutenant Green    Lunar Tractor 
Captain Magenta    Lunar Tank 
    CB29 Rocket 

 

 

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