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The
Trap
This
is the voice of the Mysterons! We know that you can hear us, Earthmen! We
are transmitting on all your radio and television frequencies. We will
continue to strike when and where you least expect it. At the appointed
hour, as the clock is chiming, the wings of the world will be clipped!
Now,
there’s something that’s been puzzling me. Did the Mysterons take
advantage of that lightning bolt that hit the XQR or did they manipulate the
weather? Can they do that? Handy if they didn’t do anything!
Lieutenant
Green is so lazy! Instead of getting up and moving to White’s desk, he
just makes the floor move!
In
the Amber room, why is Symphony wearing that blue outfit again? Why isn’t
she in uniform and why does she look like she’s got genie shoes on?
Why
does Scarlet question everything Commodore Goddard says? I know it’s his
nature that he’s cautious or whatever of possible Mysteron involvement,
but why so many questions.
Commodore
Goddard: Firstly, I have changed the
location of the conference.
Captain
Scarlet: Changed it? (1)
Commodore
Goddard: Yes, Captain. I propose to hold the
conference in the place the Mysterons would least expect it.
Colonel
White: And where’s that to be, Commodore?
Commodore
Goddard: The
loneliest spot in Europe, Colonel: Glengarry Castle.
Captain
Scarlet: A castle? (2!)
I’m
very worried that Scarlet had to ask what the picture on the wall was when
they were in the castle. Surely it’d look like it should be there.
Thanks
to MJRudy for this suggestion! (Sent via e-mail Friday 28/12/01)
I
always wondered why Scarlet went wandering around the castle by himself,
then I remembered about his background in military history and traditions.
Someone’s on the battlements? Yeah, right. How convenient. Just an excuse
to case the joint. Maybe he was sightseeing, you say? Naaaah.
Souvenir-hunting, more like it. Did you see the way he was fondling those
weapons on those suits of armour? The only reason he revealed that secret
passage was that he was trying to nick one! He probably figured the gun in
his back was the caretaker catching him red-handed, if you’ll pardon the
pun.
When
he reveals that passageway, why does the Mysteron with the gun just stay
stood next to it? Was he told to stay there and not move? (Sounds like a
guard outside Buckingham palace!) Or maybe he thought he could model the
weapon!
Cool!
Mysterons can impersonate people’s voices! That’d be cool for parties
doing impressions of people! Let’s see, we’ve got the disappearing car
trick, the "you can shoot me, but I’ll keep coming back" trick,
the mimicry trick…
When Francis Matthews was doing the
voiceover for the bit where Scarlet’s tied to that chair and gagged,
d’you think possibly they had to get one of the other actors to cover his
mouth to make it sound more realistic? Hehehe! Then they’d have to do it
for Janna Hill on Symphony’s go, too!
Hehehe!
Symphony’s doing her "Captain’s notice" thingy.
Symphony Angel: Your attention please. We are now approaching the
conference centre. Touchdown will be in approximately three minutes.
(Ok, that’s what we heard, but she probably continued to say…) Will
you all please fasten your safety belts and extinguish your cigarettes.
Thank you for flying Spectrum Airways.
Then
there’s the slight problem of the Magnacopter actually being bigger than
the castle! I think maybe their models might not have been scaled very well
that time. Or was it really that big?
When
Symphony is told that Scarlet is still missing, she says she’ll take
another look in his bedroom. Another, Symphony? What exactly do you
want to do in there?
I’ve
just thought of something. What time zone does Cloudbase use? Because they
had the same time as in Scotland. Hmm…
Blue
goes to requisition an SPV.
Captain
Blue: Pursuit vehicle A75 please. Fast!
Man at booth: *ages later* Identification
please.
Captain Blue: No,
don’t go too fast, I’ve only got about ten, fifteen minutes to thwart a
Mysteron threat!!
Scarlet
and Symphony are chained up in a dungeon and all Scarlet wants to do is get
the pointy stick! Hehehe! Oh yes, he wanted to throw it at Symphony! Who
gave it back so he could try again! No, wait, that’s not right either.
They want to rearrange the ceiling tiles.
I
love the way they did this bit! A real hand lifting the grate to reveal the
chained up puppets!
Yeah,
great shot, Mysteron with the gun! All those shots and he got only Scarlet!
Poor Scarlet though, didn’t he look hurt and sad!
Symphony’s
epaulettes flash blue.
Captain
Blue: This is Captain Blue
Symphony Angel: You
think? I thought when my shoulders flashed blue it would be Lieutenant
Green!
Scarlet
makes his way over to the SPV and Captain Blue.
Captain
Blue: *sounds shocked* Captain Scarlet! *Continues as though nothing
happened* Goddard’s up on the
battlements…
Well, there’s compassion for you!
Goddard
turns his gun on the battlements to fire at Blue in the SPV.
Captain
Blue: *as bullets start to bounce off the side of the SPV* Oops! Time for
me to go back in here! *Shuts the door taking him back in the SPV*
I
like this bit too! Goddard looks as though he’s not sure who to fire at!
Captain
Scarlet: Goddard!
Goddard
swings the gun to shoot at Scarlet.
Symphony takes off in the Magnacopter.
Goddard swings back to the ‘copter to try and get her.
Scarlet shoots at Goddard.
Goddard swings back to Scarlet…
Jeez!
It’s enough to make you dizzy just watching!
Oh
dear! Goddard got him in the end and he pulled that ugly face when he gets
shot in the stomach! I suppose you probably would pull a face like that, but
it’s still very worrying!
Scarlet
tells Blue to fire at the battlements as soon as the Magnacopter is clear.
He does so to kill Goddard, but keeps going, despite the fact that he got
him first time, despite the fact that Scarlet’s still up there (Hmm…)
and despite the fact that he totally destroys the castle in the process!!
On
Cloudbase, I like the way Scarlet tells Morton (who is doubtful that he came
out alive and without a scratch) about the way he escaped with his life.
Captain
Scarlet: I guess I’m in-des-truck-ti-bull! (It’s the way he
pronounces it!)
Sue:
Is it just me or has anyone else wondered, when Scarlet and Symphony are
chained up in the dungeon, with pretty long chains, why they don't just
reach across pull off the tape over their mouths and yell their heads off?
Starring:
Regular
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Guest
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Captain
Scarlet |
Commodore
Goddard - David Healy |
Cloudbase |
Captain
Blue |
Holt -
Gary Files |
SPV
A75 |
Colonel
White |
Morton -
Jeremy Wilkin |
Angel
Interceptors |
Symphony
Angel |
Distillery
Attendant - Jeremy Wilkin |
SSC |
Lieutenant
Green |
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SPJ |
Melody
Angel |
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Magnacopter |
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XQR
Jet |
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Jet-Pack |
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