Seiya, Taiki and Yaten's Excellent Adventure
by Sonya-chan
sonias@globetrotter.net
sutaahela@geocities.com
***NOTE***: Okay now I'm going to put a PG-13 on this fanfic for bad language, and some nudity (for those of you who want to know, it's the Seiya/Ranma part) to the story, nothing hentai(???) though nor explicit sex... If you want that, go read something else. ^_^6 Just thought I'd warn you...
Part 2
"So, Akane-san... which class is next?" asked Seiya as he got up from his chair when the bell rang.
"Physical Education... but you don't have to attend if you don't want to... since you're a guest here. The principal doesn't want you to be injured..."
"What? Miss Phys. Ed.? You got the wrong Light..." he laughed softly. "It's what I like most at school... I wondering if maybe I could do some football..."
"Football?... what are you, a glutton for punishment?" asked Ranma. He ignored Akane's enraged features. She wouldn't dare do anything in front of her precious Seiya, thought Ranma. "No, around here we play Japan's national sport: baseball!"
"I like baseball, too... Uhm, where do we change?" asked Seiya.
"Just follow me, Seiya-kun..." said Akane. Ranma grabbed her.
"Just where do you think you're going? The BOYS' Locker room? Miss Hentai..." Akane blushed.
"No, of course not. I was just showing him the way TO the Boys' locker room..." she replied.
Ranma shrugged. "Don't sweat it. I'm going there, remember? I'll show him the locker room..."
"Ha ha... yes, of course! See you at class, Seiya-kun..." she herself headed to the girl's locker room. Seiya waved Akane goodbye.
Ranma sighed as they walked to the locker room. "Seiya... Aren't you like tired of having all those girls chasing after you? Like that doofus Akane?"
"Well, I don't think so. I think Akane-san is a sweet girl..." started Seiya.
"Akane... a sweet girl... That kawaiikune tomboy? Give me a break! You don't know her as I do..." replied Ranma.
"From the rumors I heard, I guess you two are really engaged, then?" asked Seiya.
"Who told you that?" fumed Ranma.
"I've heard it around... also heard your parents had the whole thing planned..." added Seiya.
"Well you heard right! My baka pop and Tendo-san arranged our marriage when we were kids. We didn't even decide for ourselves. That started us on the bad foot ever since we've met. Who could have parents stupid enough to arrange their children's marriage without telling them first..." Ranma opened the door to the locker room and gestured Seiya to get inside.
"Hum... a least your parents did this because they cared about you..." Seiya whispered lowly. Ranma caught it, even if it wasn't meant for him to hear. Huh? What was that all about he thought.
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Akane and the other girls from her class were changing in their locker room, when they heard an evil crackle. I know that laugh, thought Akane, trying desperately to find her top and to put it on as soon as she could.
"COME TO ME MY LOVELIES!!!!!! COME TO PAPA HAPOSAI!!!!" the small figure leaped high in the air and as it descended back into the girls. He groped them as he passed. The girls started to shreik in terror as the small, yet dirty old man went from girl to girl like a bee would on flowers.
Seiya and Ranma had just finished changing when they heard the commotion. Hearing Happosai cackle Ranma knew the perverted old man had yet again slipped into the girl's locker room. He turned to Seiya.
"You stay here. I'll handle this..."
"Demo..." it was all Seiya could say before Ranma disappeared into the corridor. The other guys in the locker room had weird looks on their faces.
"It's that hentai demon Happosai hitting the girls locker room again..."
Demon? thought Seiya, uh-oh maybe I should check it out... Seiya tried to tiptoe out of the locker room to transform.
"Yeah and Ranma went there to stop him... anybody got a bucket of cold water..." asked one of the guys.
"I do... and, guys, maybe we'll get real lucky and see 'You know who' naked..." one of the guys replied, brandishing his bucket. The others looked at him with Hentai grins and they all rushed out of the locker room, leaving Seiya alone and with a huge sweatdrop on the side of his head. What was that all about?... he thought. Oh never mind!
"Fighter Star Power Make up!" Fighter appeared and she slipped outside by using one of the windows.
Meanwhile, Ranma was battling Happosai in the girl's locker room trying to dodge the old fossil's attacks and those of the screaming girls. Ranma was having the upper hand on Happosai when he felt cold water hit him. Oh no, not now, she thought as she transformed into a woman. Happosai's eyes lit up and he jumped forward and latched himself to Ranma-chan's chest.
"Gyaaaahhhh!!!! Get away from me, you pervert!" yelled Ranma-chan. She hit Happosai and drove him a few feet underground. Then she heard someone snapping his fingers.
"Penetrating the darkness of night, I am one of the three sacred shooting stars... Sailor Star Fighter... is here!" Ranma-chan lifted her head toward the voice and was surprised to see the woman standing in the tree.
"Uh, listen lady... whoever you are... I really think that getup of yours is not really recommended when battling with a hentai like Happosai..." and just as she finished uttering those words, the ground shook and Happosai leaped out at Fighter.
"PRETTY LAAADY, PRETTY LAAADY!!!!" and before she had time to say Star Serious Laser. Happosai was groping her leaving no spot on her untouched. Fighter blushed seriously and tried to hit the slippery little man who just dodged all of her attacks.
"Gyaaaaaa!!!!! Stand still you PERVERT!!!!" Fighter yelled. She felt the old man on her back.
"You look flushed my dear... let Happosai make you feel better..." he cackled. Growling, Fighter grabbed the old man and yanked him off her back. She heard the crowd of boys gasp... then she felt a draft. She saw in the horizon the old man gleefully laughing, holding on to something black. Then it hit her. She looked down and she realized her top was missing. Looking down, she also saw all the boys of Furikan High with major nose bleeds. She did a doubletake and immediately covered herself with her arms. She heard a disapproving grumble in the crowd.
"Give that back, Happosai!" yelled Ranma-chan, as she hit the old man in the back. Happosai let go of the garment and the top landed on Upperclassman Kuno's head.
"Ha! This is an omen of this blackhaired goddess. The heavens have given me a sign... Hold on, my Love! I will save thee from this humiliating fate..." Wiping his nose of blood with his sleeve, he took the stolen top and took out his wooden katana. He leaped and charged at Happosai. With the combined efforts of Kuno, Ranma and a blast of Star Serious Laser from Fighter, they succeeded in hurling Happosai into a small orbit. When he comes down... he's going to be far away and incapacitated for a while... peace at last... thought Ranma-chan. In the corner of her eyes she saw Fighter coming towards them.
"Ah, my Love! Come into my arms for I have defeated the demon which harassed thee..." Kuno said, Fighter frowned. How many perverts were there anyway? she thought. She gracefully landed on top of his head and kicking, she leap off trying to find refuge on the roof. That sent Kuno face's flying into the ground, knocking him unconscious. Ranma took the black top from his hand and leap after Fighter.
Fighter was so outraged, she was shaking. "I have battled with Galaxia, Sailor Animates and Sailor Farces and THIS NEVER happened to me... this is so humiliating!" She punched the chimney on the top of the school.
"Yeah, well, life's tough..." said Ranma-chan. Fighter turned around and gasped. The girl was just behind her she hadn't heard her come to the roof... That girl is good, she thought. Ranma-chan extended her arm toward her and gave her back her top.
"Here... I believe this is yours?"
"A-Arigato..." she took her top and the girl leaped up again and disappeared from view.
"Well, see you later. I have to go to class now!" she called back.
"The class! Shoot, I've got to untransform and hurry there..." cursed Fighter as she rushed to put back her top. From the roof, she saw the baseball field. There was a clusters of trees behind it so she leaped from the roof to the woods. Once there, she transformed back into Seiya and sat down on a bench. A very wet Ranma came running to the baseball diamond.
"Uh? Seiya? You're here already?" he asked.
"Well, the other guys went away so I decided to come here and wait for the class to start... How come you're all wet?" Seiya puzzled.
"Uh... Some guy pushed me in the pool..." Ranma said quickly. He was relieved to see the rest of the class coming with the teacher. He waved to Akane, trying to stop all other gossip with Seiya. Unknown to him, Seiya also was releaved.
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Yaten took a sharp breath as the doctor of the clinic adjacent to Sarayashiki College was stitching up his hand. Kurama was with him. The others had a test this morning and Kuwabara and Yuusuke couldn't possibly miss it. Kurama's class already took their test so he was excused to accompany Yaten to the clinic. Before they felt him with Yaten, Kuwabara had whispered something to his ear.
"Check him out, will you... that guys is throwing up such an aura he looks like he just got out of a Tchernobil spirit world..." Kuwabara was very sensitive to auras and after a few moments of concentration, Kurama felt what Kuwabara had hinted about. Yaten's body positively glowed with energy but it wasn't demonic in nature, quite the contrary... If he would have known better, Kurama would have sworn Yaten was an angel. But he knew better, this wasn't a seraphim... no something different. But what?
The doctor finished stitching his hand and gave Yaten a couple of prescriptions for the pain and some antibiotics, just to be on the safe side. Yaten grumbled out loud.
"I haven't even stepped inside, and already I've got stitches..."
"The school is tough, but don't worry. Now that Kuwabara and Yuusuke-kun 'talked' to them... I don't think anybody else at school will lift a finger against you..." Kurama told him.
"Should that make me less worried?..." sneered Yaten. Nope, definitely not an angel, thought Kurama, smiling. Yaten raised an eyebrow, what's his problem? he thought. The doctor spoke up:
"Young man, you'd better cool off for the rest of the day and don't get into any more trouble. Your stitches should hold, but don't do anything to make them open again..."
"Yeah, yeah... whatever!" Yaten took the prescription and left the doctor's office with Kurama. In the waiting room he saw the four guys that attacked him. All of them were in a sorry state. Yaten was scared the guys would pounce on him but they didn't look at him. He only felt Kurama's hand take his and escorting him to the pharmacy. Yaten was up to the counter when he realized Kurama still held his hand. He angrily swatted Kurama's hand back.
"Hey! What's the big idea?" spat Yaten. "I'm not a baby, you know..."
"I can see that now... Oh, I'm so sorry!" Kurama said calmly with a hint of sarcasm in his voice.
Oh great! I'm stuck with Mr. Smart-Alec... what else could go wrong? as he thought that Kurama started to laugh. Yaten looked at him with wide eyes.
"Don't tell me you read minds?" asked Yaten nervously.
"I don't have to... Your face is quite an open book." The pharmacist came to them and took the prescription. Since Yaten didn't have a folder there he had some papers to fill in. As he wrote, he felt Kurama's gaze on him... he tried to ignore it but it made him feel uncomfortable. Finally he turned to Kurama and said:
"What is it? Why do you keep staring at me?..." He spat.
Kurama looked away when Yaten looked at him directly into his eyes. "I- I was just reflecting on how we have the same eye color..." He looked back at Yaten who for the first time realized that Kurama also had green eyes.
"Yeah, we have the same eye color... so what?" Yaten returned his attention to the forms he was filling out. He ignored Kurama and finally finished. The pharmacist took the forms and gave Yaten his prescriptions. He said the doctor had left instructions for him to take them right away. Taking the glass of water, he swallowed the water and his pills and exited still followed by Kurama.
Yaten was walking in front of Kurama when he suddenly stopped, his head jerking to a nearby tree, his eyes peering into the darkness there. This startled Kurama who looked in the direction Yaten faced. Kurama could fell Hiei's presence. Impossible! He thought, how can he sense Hiei? Thinking fast, Kurama didn't slow down and bumped into Yaten on purpose.
Yaten turned angrily. "Hey! Watch where you're going!" Hiei, sensing the opportunity Kurama just gave him, jumped away from the scene to watch secretly elsewhere. Kurama looked at Yaten giving him the same angered look.
"Well, why don't you watch where you're going?"
"Make me!" Yaten and Kurama squared off in a match of locking gazes. The two pairs of emerald eyes looked at each other defiantly. Yaten started to feel uncomfortable. His heart started to pound in his chest, but he held on. I'm not backing off, he told himself. But his resolve soon resorbed. He couldn't look at Kurama any more. He could feel the other's eye entering his mind, his soul. Yaten panicked and looked away. He didn't realize Kurama had the same reactions he did.
"I... They're going to wonder where we went we... we'd better go..." Yaten barely said it that he was running toward Sarashiki College. Shimata, he cursed himself, I let him get to me... Baka, baka, baka! That was stupid, Yaten. He's... he's just a College kid... you've battled greater foes than this without flinching... but you couldn't keep out the stare of a teenage... boy. He ran faster. He had to get away from him. He couldn't let him see how it had affected him because he didn't understand himself.
Kurama stood there surprised at Yaten's and his own reaction. His cheeks were burning and he knew they must be a shade redder now. His heart calmed down as he looked at Yaten running away from him. He was startled when Hiei came to stand beside him.
"What's wrong with him?" Hiei quietly asked. Kurama collected himself and shrugged for Hiei's benefit.
"I-I don't know..." He tried to say that nonchalantly but he wondered if Hiei saw the slight nervousness in his voice. If he did, Hiei didn't show it, his face devoid of emotion as always. "Did you have time to look at him through the Jagan?"
"Nope, he startled me... He's good, almost saw me." Hiei replied.
"I see... and since he's now in the college you can't scan him there, too much interferance..." added Kurama.
"Yes... Like Kuwabara said this guy is a walking battery... We'd better keep an eye on him... Try to get him to go to Kuwabara's place after school... I should be able to use the Jagan on him there..." Hiei jumped away as he finished, leaving Kurama alone. No longer sensing the korome, Kurama walked to the college deep in thought.
Masaka... he told himself. His eyes... I must have seen things. It's impossible... His eyes... for a moment they looked like a woman's eyes..."
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In a dark corner, a shadowy creature had watched the whole thing. It chuckled. Master will be pleased. I have found a powerful soulseed for him and a way to get his revenge on Koenma. By taking out his little group of mortals and traitors to the dark realm. As Yaten passed by, the creature disappeared.
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"Yui-chan! What are we going to do?" said Miaka when Taiki disappeared. Yui bent down and took the book and read the cover.
"From the title of this book, I can't do a thing but you can..." said Yui.
"Uh?" Miaka was puzzled.
"It's called 'The Love of the Suzaku no Miko's Headmaiden'... I guess you have to help Taiki-san win the love of the Suzaku no Miko's Headmaiden... and since you are the Suzaku no Miko... it is your duty to go and help Taiki-san." explained Yui.
"Yeah! And Taiki-san is such a nice boy I'm sure it'll be a piece of cake!!" said Miaka enthusiastically. "Speaking of cake... do you think I could grab a snack before going because I'm famished..."
Yui fell to the floor. "How can you think of food in a time like this???!!!!" she yelled at Miaka.
"Well, when I'm nervous I get hungry..." whimpered Miaka.
"Miaka, you breathe and you get hungry..." flattly said Yui. "Now get in that book and help Taiki-san find his love and you'll both be able to get out of the book..."
"All right, all right..." replied Miaka opening the book. A flash of light engulfed her but Yui could hear her say before she departed: "anyway the food is better at Hotohori's palace than the vending machine in the basement..."
"AAAAAIIIIYYYYY!!!" Miaka yelled as she fell but she landed on something soft. Miaka was unarmed but she could hear a growling underneath her she looked up and saw that Nuriko had broken her fall.
"Oh.. Hi Nuriko!" said happily Miaka.
"Miaka GET OFF!!!!" yelled Nuriko. Upon hearing the word Miaka, Tomahome's head popped out of a doorway.
"Miaka... You're back..." he smiled at her and Miaka forgot the reason she was here. She leapt up (much to the pain of Nuriko!) and rushed to kiss Tamahome.
"Yeah, yeah... we're real glad you're back..." Nuriko looked at the two lovers and sighed and made a face. No reaction. Figures, he thought when those two kiss the lightning could strike next to them and they wouldn't notice. Nuriko heard a gasp. It was Hotohori, Chichiri and Chiriko.
"Miaka... you've come back..." Hotohori smiled. And waited, and waited and waited some more... "Uh...Miaka?... moshi-moshi... Miaka." Hotohori tried but without success to get her attention.
"Never, mind I'll go..." grumbled Nuriko. Tamahome and Miaka were still kissing when Nuriko went next to them and yelled in their ears:"MIAKAAAAA!!!!! EMPEROR HOTOHORI WANTS TO TALK TO YOOOUUU!!!!"
Nuriko, satisfied, waited until it seemed like Tomahome and Miaka recovered. Miaka smiled and went to give Hotohori a big hug. Nuriko looked to the ceiling... Baka girl!
"It's good to see you, Hotohori..." she smiled. "You too, Chichiri and Chiriko..." letting go of Hotohori, Miaka remembered why she had come here... food! No wait a minute that's not it... she scratched her head while the Seishi were looking at her puzzled. Suddenly she remembered.
"Have you guys seen a brown haired man? About as tall as Hotohori and who has weird clothes like mine and a long ponytail?" asked Miaka. The seishi looked at each other.
"He looks like that... " Miaka took out a picture of Taiki she had in her pocket. The seishi shook their head.
"No... we haven't seen anybody like that." said Chiriko. "But maybe Tasuki or Mitsukake might have. I'll go ask them..."
"Please, Chiriko it's very important that we find him..." said Miaka now worried.
Hotohori placed a reassuring hand on her shoulder. "Do not worry Miaka... we'll find him... Is he somebody important?"
"Yes and I have to bring him back to my world..." Miaka paused as Chiriko walked away looking for Tasuki. Miaka thought, maybe if she talked to the headmaiden of Taiki she would accelerate matters.
"Hotohori... Where is my headmaiden?... I have a headmaiden don't I?" she asked.
"Your headmaiden?... Last I heard she was in your apartments. She had fallen ill a few days ago and your other maidens are looking after her..." replied Hotohori.
"Yeah, I heard she had a real high fever and she was delirious..." added Nuriko.
"Oh, I have to talk to her." said Miaka as she rushed to her apartment.
"Miaka..." said Tamahome simply. Nuriko shrugged. "Don't worry. She'll come back to you eventually..."
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Taiki felt a coolness on his face. Someone was dabbing his brow with a damp and cold cloth. He felt hot and a little weird. He tried to open his eyes.
"Aoi-chan, Aoi-chan, come quickly!" said a familiar voice. Yaten? thought Taiki.
"Oh! Thank Suzaku! Midori-chan... I think Murasaki-san is finally waking up!" huh? thought Taiki trying to focus his eyes, Seiya?
When Taiki's eyesight finally cleared, he saw Seiya and Yaten's face over him looking down at him in concern. He almost did a doubletake looking at them. For some reason they were now women and dressed in old chinese clothes, but what was more startling was their hairdo. They must have put on wigs because they both didn't have enough hair to have those hairdos. Yaten hair was brought up much like Usagi's odangoes but they sat on the sides of her head and were covered with a satin-like fabric covered with small pearls and jewelry, two thick red ribbons were knotted to them.
Seiya looked even weirder; her black hair was brought up and then made into two ponytails that looped on top of her head. She also had ribbons stuck in there and they flowed down to her waist in cascade. She also had a small tiara-like object on top of her head.
"What's up guys... going to a masquerade party?..." Taiki paused, my voice is higher. Taiki looked down and saw the bumps underneath the covers. Taiki took a hand to those and felt them. My breasts? When did I turn back into a woman... she thought.
The other two looked at each other worried at Taiki's reactions.
"Midori-chan, I think you'd better get Mitsukake... Murasaki-san is still delirious I think." Aoi said. The one that looked like Yaten got up.
"Hai! Aoi-chan!" she went out. A few seconds later Miaka entered the room.
"Miaka!" called Taiki.
"Murasaki-san! Hush! Shame on you to call the honorable Suzaku no Miko like that!..." Aoi was outraged.
"It's okay... I heard my headmaiden was ill... I wish to talk to her... alone..." said Miaka.
"I must object Great Miko... Murasaki is unwell and is still delirious..." said Aoi bowing in front of Miaka.
"I said I want to talk to her alone..." repeated Miaka with more authority.
"Hai..." said Aoi-chan bowing. She quickly got out of Miaka's way, exited the room and closed the door behind her.
"Miaka?..." asked Taiki.
"Taiki-san?... What are you doing in my headmaiden's bed..." Miaka sat down next to Taiki. She looked suspiciously at the bumps on Taiki's chest. Undaunted, she reached for one of them and squeezed hard. Taiki cried out in pain. Miaka eyes went wide, she backed off.
"YOU-YOU'RE A WOMAN!!!!!" she cried out. Taiki had a huge sweatdrop on the side of her head.
"I- I'm as surprised as you are..." she lied.
Miaka looked like the heaven just fell on her head... "And I said to Yui-chan this would be easy..."
end of part 2
*** note ****
Murasaki means Purple
Aoi: means blue
Midori: means Green
and yes you guessed it... it refers to the eye color of Taiki, Seiya and Yaten :)
