"Aldous Huxley once said that an intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex....."
- Unknown

"All's fair in love and war."
- Francis Edward Smedley

"For you see, each day I love you more,
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow."
- Rosemonde Gerard

"Give me chastity and continence -- but not yet.">
- Saint Augustine

"If there is anything better than to be loved it is loving."
- Anonymous

"If you judge someone, you have no time to love them."
- Mother Teresa

"I had a heart it once was true,
But now it's gone from me to you.
Take care of it as I have done,
Because now you have two and I have none..."
- Unknown

"I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!"
- Tom Lehrer

"Is is not strange that desire should so many years outlive performance?"
- Shakespeare

"Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right."
- Woody Allen

"It is impossible to love and to be wise." - Francis Bacon

"It is love, not reason, that is stronger than death."
- Thomas Mann

"It is with true love as it is with ghosts;
everyone talks about it, but few have seen it."
- La Rochefoucauld

"Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies."
- John Donne

"Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions."
- Woody Allen>

"Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion."
- Miguel de Unamuno

"Of the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he has left it out of his heaven."
- Mark Twain

"One word frees us of all the weight and pain in life. That word is love."
- Sophocles

"Set me as a seal upon thy heart, as a seal upon thine arm: for love is strong as death."
- The Bible

"Sex-appeal is the keynote of our whole civilization."
- Henri Bergson

"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good"
- Woody Allen

"The course of true love never did run smooth."
- Shakespeare

"There is no sincerer love than the love of food."
- George Bernard Shaw

"When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities." - Matt Groening