Allow me to sum this guy up real quick; in the public fantasy football league I was in at NFL.com, he taunted. Taunting in Fantasy Football. Good grief. I mean, Jesus. Lets get to it, he had a few dumb posts in the League Message Board, and a whole lot of dumb league news stories. As far as how Fantasy Football went for him, despite signing and cutting about 50 players over the course of the season, keeping what I would estimate is about 3 of his original drafted players, he managed a 10-5 regular season (same as me, not bad, but that don't make him not an idiot) record untill he lost to Sweet Mongoose big in the first playoff game, despite Mongoose losing his password and not being able to change his rosters at all all season. 'DJ' is in yellow.

Message Board Posts:

• Stay out of my way CrowneChumps
• 11 teams will have to sit back this year and watch pure domination by Steel Curtain
• I will Crush you all!!!!!!

News Stories

Steel Curtain will release fury on Old English Starters
DJ Creppel
Sep 06, 2002

jump on the band wagon now or perish

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This is what happens to those who fall prey to the SteelCurtain
DJ Creppel
Sep 08, 2002

Welcome to New America Old England Upstarts [Included a picture of 'Monkey Boy']

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SteelCurtain Owner and Super Screech DJ Creppel fails to back up claims in loss.
Ulan Shad
Sep 10, 2002

Children who still believe in kindness and love danced in the streets tuesday after the SteelCurtain fantasy football team and its owner DJ Creppel suffered a humiliating 76-74 loss to the Old England Upstarts after Creppel spent the preceeding weeks claiming that he would "release fury" and "crush you all" through his "pure domination". The SteelCurtain, which has such amazing talent as Jake Plummer, Todd Heap, and America's favorite 'bad boy'/basketcase Terry Glenn, scored 74 points this weekend, placing his team at 9th in the league in scoring, and 10th in the power rankings. When asked how he would follow up this preformance, the DJ implied that he would ride a bicycle to mars and bring about global warming by freeing the deep oceanic currents.

Creppel's son David "Monkey Boy" Creppel, who was featured in one of his taunts was quite upset at his fathers exploitation of him saying "I wish dad would stop teasing me, like he's that great, taunting in a fantasy football league. What a jackass."

When told of Creppels foolishness, Mr. T said in part "I pity da foo' who taunts in fantasy football!"

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Steel Curtain to regain lead in division!
DJ Creppel
Sep 22, 2002

Experts say this weeks game should be a walk in the park for the Steel Curtain.When asked about this weeks game coach DJ said .."I'll take care of em'one at a time so bring it on"...ESPN NEWS

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OLD ENGLAND UPYOURS!!!!
DJ Creppel
Nov 24, 2002

THOMAS JONES,RANDY MCMICHAELS,SEAHAWKS? WHAT THE $%@!? MIGHT AS WELL LAY DOWN AND GIVE UP

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SteelCurtain season ends in disgrace with consecutive losses.
Ulan Shad
Dec 22, 2002

DJ Creppel, after a season of bragging and showboating, lost consecutive games in the fantasy playoffs to finish fourth in the league. The DJ lost his first round game to The Mongooses, whose owner forgot his account password and could not log in to edit his lineup once this year, and drafted with the default draft lists. The SteelCurtain's second loss came against the Grove City Conejo Diablo, who destroyed the SteelCurtain 155-55 in week 4. SteelCurtain was also crushed horrible in week 14, 137-53, against the crownechamps, whom DJ Creppel had referred to as the CrowneChumps. The league still waits in anticipation to see how DJ will explain his preseason promises to "...Crush you all!!!!!!" and his famous boast "11 teams will have to sit back this year and watch pure domination by Steel Curtain".

After extensive research, it has been concluded that NFL Players do not read fantasy football league home pages, leaving one to wonder how DJ Creppel expected to affect his opponents through intimidation. It is also unknown why DJ would find it a joke for the Old England Upstarts to start Randy McMichael at TE, who is in the top 10 for fantasy tight ends. Ultimately, we can only assume that based off the DJ's e-mail address of allstardad2@aol.com, that he is likely a 14 year old pre-pubescent boy using his father's e-mail address, or a severely retarded father of a child, in which case we wish the best of luck to that child and hope that they can overcome the physical abuse they must suffer whenever the DJ is upset over one of his 70+ point losses. Regardless of his age, DJ has certainly maintained the level of sportsmanship and use of language and grammar that we would all expect from an AOL user.

Congratulations, DJ Creppel, you are the new USN Idiot of the Moment!