"Passions" Classic Lines Note: Not all lines are 100% correct. Rebecca tries to set the mood for Ethan to propose to Gwen, as she prepares a celebration "for Ethan's health," with a candle-lit champagne toast. Ethan: Aren't you going to join us? Rebecca: Uh, (yawns) oh my! Oh gosh! I am just exhausted, and even though it doesn't show, I'm in desperate need of my beauty sleep! So I'll leave you two to yourselves! Rebecca dims the lights so that Ethan and Gwen can have a romantic dinner. Ethan: Why did you do that? Rebecca: Uh, what? Ethan: You just turned down the lights! Rebecca: Oh well, just because we live in a mansion doesn't mean we should be wasteful! I mean, there are actually people in this great country of ours who don't have servants to turn their lights off for them! Kay is disgusted with Hecuba after she sends black birds to attack the Bennett house. Kay: You are sick! Hecuba: Ooh! Kay: If I had known that you were going to scare my family, I never would have helped you! Hecuba: Really? You said you would do whatever was necessary to get your wretched little soul back! Kay: But that was before I knew that you were going to put my family into danger! Hecuba: Tres picky! For a girl with no soul! Stop whining! Ivy crashes into the church with her car, while the guests at the wedding are shocked. Ivy: I didn't have time to park! Ethan: Mother are you okay? Ivy: This wedding must be stopped! Ethan: Mother. I think you already took care of that when you crashed your car through the window of the church! Ivy storms up to the alter, while Tios Cristina y Francisco wonder what she is doing. Tia Cristina: Why is this woman going up to the alter? Tio Francisco: I don't know! Perhaps it is an American custom! Ethan and Woody argue after Rebecca attacks a pregnant Theresa. Ethan: Rebecca, stop! Theresa's pregnant for God's sake! Woody: That was outrageous, bodacious, and disgracious! Ethan: Disgracious? That isn't even a word! Woody: (Stuttering) If I mispoke, it's due to my shocked tongue, and disbelief that my client, pregnant with the heir to the Crane empire, was a victim of an ferocious, bodacious, inexcusable attack! (energetically to Theresa) Are you alright? Are you alright? Did these hooligans hurt you? Theresa: Yes, I'm fine! Woody: (Whispering to Theresa) You know, I do have a wheelchair and some crutches in the trunk of my car! Theresa's Lawyer "Woody" storms into the Crane mansion, determined to make Theresa the legal "Mrs. Julian Crane." Rebecca, Ivy, and Ethan are not convinced that "Woody" is a real lawyer. Rebecca: This is a miscarriage of justice! You know, I am going to see you disbarred! Woody: (Talking very fast) On what grounds? I have any and every right to practice law by any means necessary in the disposal of my client, which I'm sure young Ethan will attest to! This is all most proper and legal! The very epitome of justice at its finest–which thereby increases the supreme legality of the ever-fair scales of justice! Don't you agree young man? Ethan: What you said doesn't make any sense! Woody: You weren't listenin' sonny! You gonna have to work on that if you ever wanna practice law in this town! After Sheridan and Luis recover from the effects of the green smoke, Hecuba and Cracked Connie cannot understand why they were not able to destroy their romance. Hecuba: Boils and bunions! I thought for sure Sheridan and Luis's romance was headed for the finish line! Tabitha: Oh please! I've been trying to tear those two apart since shortly after the last ice age! And you two think you can do it in one night! Get a clue nit-wits! A whiff of green smoke is no match for true love. Timmy comes back to Tabitha's house after Kay gives him a makeover to test out her new looks. Tabitha: (Sees Timmy with make-up and a dress) And what kind of party were you attending? Timmy: It's that stupid Kay! She was using Timmy to try out all her new looks to get Miguel. Tabitha: My, how interesting. She could have gone a bit lighter on the mascara though! << Back     Next >>