 "Passions" Classic Lines
Note: Not all lines are 100% correct.
In the series premiere, Jessica and Kay are bickering. Kay chases Jessica out of the kitchen.
Sam: I wanna meet any boy before you go out with him!
Jessica: I wanna meet them too!
Kay: No way!
Jessica: So I can tell them what a sweet and caring sister I have! And how you do exercises every morning to make your breasts bigger!
Kay: That's a lie! (chases Jessica up the stairs)
Sam: Kay! Jessica!
Jessica: (Mockingly) I must! I must! I must increase my bust!
Timmy recieves a special gift from the Angel Girl (Josh Ryan Evans' last scene). Timmy sadly sits in heaven thinking about his princess, when the Angel comes up to him.
Angel Girl: Cheer up! I have a something for you!
Timmy: What does Angel Girl have, is it a Martimmy?
Angel Girl: No, it's nothing like that. It's a job.
Timmy: There are jobs in heaven?
Angel Girl: Only for very special angels!
Timmy: Timmy's gonna be a very special angel?
Angel Girl: That's right! A guardian angel! You're getting your wings!
(Timmy recieves his wings--and is overjoyed!)
Sheridan is assigned 100 hours of community service at the Youth Centre, where Luis volunteers as the director. Their first encounter...
Sheridan: What is it now Officer Lopez-Fitzgerald? You're everywhere I go!
Luis: You're the one who's way out of place here Ms. Crane!
Sheridan: (Scoffs) As usual, you don't know what you're talking about because I'm here to see...wait! Tell me you're following me, tell me anything--just don't tell me you're the director of the Youth center!
Luis: The one and only! Now, what about it?
Sheridan: Can't my luck get any worse? I thought I'd never see you again!
Luis: What is it now Ms. Crane? The blueberry muffin that you filched from me didn't quite meet your high standards?
Their second encounter...
Hank: Luis, you know the center needs money! If you let Ms. Crane write another check...
Luis: There's no way I'm letting her buy her way out of her sentence! I'm calling Judge Lawford and having you transferred to some other volunteer organization!
Sheridan: You know, why don't you have me signed up for a chain gang? I'd rather go do that than work for you!
Zombie Charity tries to give Tabitha a "wake-up call" when she finds her in bed with Julian Crane. She makes an effort to convince Tabitha to kill Julian!
Tabitha: I know! Maybe it was the Martimmies!
Zombie Charity: (Angrily) Yeah, well snap out of it! Instead of trying to turn him on, you should be trying to turn him off -- permenantly!
Kay tells Simone that she thinks Charity is an alien, when Jade Harlow's debut scene arrives, and Jessica makes some comments on Kay's theory.
Simone: Be quiet! Someone like Jessica could hear you and use it to have you locked up!
Jessica: So...Kay thinks Charity's an alien? Interesting!
Simone: No Jessica! Kay does not think Charity's an alien! Kay thinks Charity is...a space cadet!
As Simone digs into Kay about what she did to Charity, Kay becomes defensive and tells Simone how hard her life has been for her.
Kay: And then I find out that Ethan is my Dad's son, and my half brother! And now John! Geeky John, is my mother's son, and also my half brother! I wonder if...two half brothers really make one full brother?
Theresa, Ivy, and Rebecca are fighting when Theresa declares herself Mrs. Julian Crane.
Theresa: My baby will get everything from the Cranes, because it is a Crane! It's Julian's baby!
Rebecca: Says you! The father could be anyone from here to Bermuda!
Timmy and Tabitha are celebrating Charity's departure from Harmony, and Tabitha walks in on Timmy making a drink.
Tabitha: (Mockingly) What is that you're mixing there? What'd you call it? A Martimmy? (Giggles) Come on! What's the big secret! Why don't you tell old Tabitha what's in it?
Timmy: (Angrily) Because it's special. Just like Timmy!
Tabitha: But you're a doll! If you thought of it, how special can it be?
Timmy: Special enough for Timmy!
Tabitha: Maybe a few hours in the attic with Fluffy will help loosen your tongue?
Timmy: (Afraid) No! Not Fluffy! That cat is mean to Timmy!
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