Monday, December 23

there's so much more to life than words
I have a funny story to tell, but I'm going to wait, because it's kind of long and I want to take the time to tell it right.

My life in brief... We had our copy desk potluck brunch thing today, and it was way fun. There was lots of fabulous food, and everyone got good gifts. Marcus gave me a UO shirt (our alma mater rivalries almost guaranteed I was going to get something UO-oriented) and Straight from the Fridge, Dad: A Dictionary of Hipster Slang, the coolest. Book. EVER. A sampling:

Moose eyes: A leering dude
Let's flat git it: Let's get real gone; let's go wild.

And so on. There are better ones, but I can't find them right now, and this is My Life in Brief. Will post funnier ones as I find them; there are many.

Um... What else. Visited Shan and saw The Two Towers.

If you'll excuse me for a moment, I'm going to go on a short rant here.

I didn't like The Two Towers. In fact, I found it pretty aggravating. In fairness, it was a brilliant and beautiful piece of filmmaking, and on its merits as solely a movie, it was pretty damn cool. But I hate, hate, HATE it as a representation of the book. Because while it was visually every bit Middle-Earth, they willfully butchered the plot, and in so doing, they fundamentally changed characters. They made those characters weaker and turned them into people they are not in Tolkien's version of the story. Instead of being wise, noble, or creepy, they became obstinately reluctant so they could be told off by righteous members of the Fellowship, or they became comical caricatures for us to laugh at. And this isn't to say they were entirely stripped of their virtues, or that the characters as Tolkien created them didn't have flaws. Mostly I think the filmmakers turned the characters into cliches instead of bringing a unique vision to life. And that annoys me. Because they could have made the story as Tolkien wrote it in the same amount of time, and they didn't. I expect alterations; you can't turn a book into a movie without some chopping and changing. But in a project of this magnitude, I also expect fidelity to the story, and that was in woefully short supply in this film.

End rant.

Let's see. Have also become enamored of a song by Over the Rhine called Latter Days, which brings new meaning to the term painfully beautiful. It's suicidally depressing, but so gorgeous I have to listen.

Oh, one more thing. I was right: He's not coming on Christmas. Having proposed the idea a month ago, you'd think he could ask permission sometime earlier than four days beforehand. Nope.

It's a typical situation.


Thursday, December 19

It doesn't hurt to be alone
OK, screw the recap. No one cares what I did last weekend. Especially when it largely involved shopping. Here's a list of fun things I have to accomplish in the next 72 hours:

Purchase and mail Robin's present
Purchase, assemble and mail the rest of my best friend's gift
Burn CDs for Philip
Get my secret Santa gfit
Buy a flower pot for my poor, neglected, unpotted new plant
Remedy the disaster that is my apartment
Do laundry
Figure out what I'm bringing to the copy desk Sunday brunch
Finish Shan's mix tape, which I promised to her... three months ago
See The Two Towers

I kind of had the delusion that I was going to be able to finish reading the latter first, but I've been lazy, and with 94 pages to go, it seems unlikely. Am going to see Shan on Friday. Hooray! Perhaps we'll go see LOTR together. I think she mostly just wants to admire Orlando Bloom, but I can't fault her for that.

Also must remember to investigate plane tickets if I'm going to travel eastward for my birthday. I'm in denial about the cost.

This is unbearably dull. I apologize. I've felt off-kilter all day. Work last night was a complete disaster -- one of those nights where NOTHING goes right, and we all missed deadline, were grumpy, got home late, etc. I keep getting phone calls from annoying people trying to send me faxes at obscene hours of the morning, and I had this incredibly bizarre dream, so my head's been in the clouds. Or somewhere not here, anyway.


Tuesday, December 17

I am displaced
Have done much in recent days. Will recap later. Have just spent the last hour and a half making cookies for the Other House for Christmas. They will forever be the Other House, even though I no longer live in Eugene. Hope some of them will still be present when the package arrives. Erin most likely will be, hammering away at her thesis. Which means she will need cookies, and thus I am justified in being up at 2 a.m. making them.

Saw the funniest thing in Portland the other day: A group of 8 or 10 people wearing Santa suits gathered outside a bar. I guess if I had hundreds of little kids crawling all over my lap all day, I'd need a beer (or a double shot of whiskey), too.

Question of the day: In the previous entry, where I said "... have it taken from a (until now) secure basement..." should "a" be "an"? Technically, one would think it should, because it precedes "until," which, because it begins with a vowel, is properly preceded by "an." However, because it's in parentheses, and thereby nonessential, do the rules of grammar dictate that you ignore it, because "a" technically precedes "secure"? Have pondered this but not come up with the answer, though, notably, I have not consulted any resource besides my brain.

I told you. I'm a grammar geek. These things fascinate me. It's like the math of language. Which is naturally appealing to me, being gifted with a logical brain that can't add.

I'm lonely. Cookies smell good, but they're poor company. I've been wallowing in nostalgia lately. Jeremy still claims to be coming on Christmas night, which would be nice, but I'll believe it when I see it.

Gotta sleep. Busy days ahead.


Friday, December 13

out of control
Today, I'd like to start by giving a nice one-fingered salute to the person who stole my bike. Who removed the locked basement door from its hinges to steal my bike. Dude, it's the holiday season. Get in the spirit, put your obviously considerable talents to better use, and buy your own (and your own damned helmet, too). Or at least have the courtesy to equalize the situation and steal everybody's bike, not just mine. Or just restrain yourself, for fuck's sake. Also, I'd like to know how it's possible that I could take my bike to Eugene, the bike theft capital of America, and not have it stolen in two years, despite some haphazard locking practices, but have it taken from a (until now) secure basement a mere six months after moving here. Cosmic forces are aligned against me. Or Murphy's Law, at least.

Oh, while I'm whining, I'd like to say this: FX, if you can't show the last four episodes of the sixth season of Buffy, then why bother showing the sixth season at all? Don't you realize it's cruel to leave people in suspense like that?

In more positive news, today was devoted to Christmas. Bought many holiday accoutrements, including gift wrap, gift tags, crafty materials to make decorations for my tree, and a present for Shan, despite her telepathy spoiling my original idea. Also some animal crackers. Now I have ornaments on the tree, gifts under the tree, and a mess on my living room floor. And it's finally raining, which is fabulous. It finally feels like winter, and it makes it all the more cozy and nice in here with the tree lit and me puttering around being crafty. Lovely.


Monday, December 9

you're on the road, but you've got no destination
For all those who want to know what these Q-tip ornaments I'm creating look like, here you go:



It's incomplete. I need some glitter and stuff, so it looks less like Q-tips. A glue gun would make this easier. I'd forgotten that Elmer's glue isn't the most craft-conducive material ever made.

Tonight as I was driving away from work, I was so deep in thought about my independence that I went straight through a red light without even noticing. Only afterward did I realize what I'd done. I swear I'm not normally that absentminded. It was midnight, after all. Still. I fear I may be an idiot.

But back to what was occupying my mind to the exclusion of red lights. A week or so ago, I had a revelation. I had begun to think I was becoming hopelessly boring or shallow, because when I talk to many of my long-lost friends, I just don't have very much to say about my life. Work's fine; I read a lot; I watch TV; I cook and sleep. That's about the sum of it. As I was standing in my kitchen assembling my lunch the other day, I realized the problem isn't that I've become boring or shallow. Rather, it's that my life is no longer complicated. In school, life was filled with endless complications and events and interactions. Classes, papers, exams, crushes, parties, social life, work, deadlines, movies, blah, blah, blah. The list goes on and on. But now my life pretty much fits in that nutshell from a few sentences ago. There are no complicating factors. I have work time and free time. End of story. Hence: independence. With only work to worry about, and with that occurring in tidy blocks of time scheduled well in advance, I can wander around at will. Thus, trips to all over to see friends and the family.

This is cool. In fact, it's something that I yearned for by my last term in school. To be able to do my work at work, and have the rest of my time be mine, which it never was while there were the aforementioned papers, books, and exams. I have no regrets that those things aren't dogging my steps anymore. But at the same time, I feel restless. Not, "Man, I'm bored tonight" restless. Restless in general. Like I need to go. Like there's something bigger I should be doing. Like there's something to find. But... there's not. Nowhere to go, nothing to find. If I were to get in the car, I'd just... drive. Because there's no end point, nowhere for me to arrive. And no reason why anywhere I would go right now would be any better or any different that where I am. It's like that cliche: Life is a journey, not a destination. And if you're trying to find the end, you're looking for the wrong thing in the first place.

But I somehow feel like I need to take that journey. Like there is a destination, and I have to take the trip to find the end of it, if that makes any sense. The point of taking the trip wouldn't be to get somewhere, but to find the place I'm supposed to get to.

Man, this sounds lame. No wonder I can't figure it out. Maybe it's wanderlust, some need to find something completely new. I dunno. Maybe I'm just trying to find the place where I belong.


Sunday, December 8

it goes like this: the fourth, the fifth, the minor fall, the major lift
You know what's cool? When you're laying in bed, listening to a song or an album you've listened to a million times before, and you're struck all over again with how brilliantly, amazingly, wonderfully good it is. That, my friends, is the sign of a band imbued with genius.

I went up to Seattle for my weekend to visit Shan, which was fun. We made some brief attempts at shopping, which were hampered by us taking the non-express (i.e. 35-minute) bus ride downtown. We had an entertaining dinner party with a bunch of her friends, including the aforementioned Nic. Much delicious food was eaten, many odd games from our pasts were played (which I suspect Nic enjoyed most, since he knew all the answers and thus had all the power), and I had this deeply bizarre small-world experience when I discovered that Shan's friend Eric is the son of one of my co-workers. We had to get up really early to play the "let's move Katie's car somewhere cheaper" game, but then we went back to bed. Seattle, though... Seattle freaks me out. I grew up in a small town, and Portland was familiar, because Portland was a place I went often. And Portland is not an intimidating city. It feels like a big suburb. But Seattle... Seattle is huge and crowded and loud and treeless. Just the sprawl of it all, the crush of cars as I drove in looking for my exit, made me want to run and hide. "I don't belong here," Shan told me. I wouldn't belong there, either. Good to know. For future reference. When I leave here...

Upon returning, I embarked on a Christmas tree odyssey. I now have a lovely little tree, approximately as tall as I am. I had this kind of embarrassing incident. I was sprawled on the floor in front of my open apartment door trying to hold the tree upright with one hand and tighten the screws on the stand with the other. My neighbor Pat, whom my landlady thinks I should marry despite his being about twice my age, happened to walk by and discover me about the time I was discovering the stand was too large for the somewhat scrawny trunk of my tree. He got a good laugh out of my predicament, but was able to solve my problem for free by providing some handy chunks of wood to fill the space. Now, here's another thing. When setting up a tree, there are two kinds of logic that may conflict. Logic 1: Set the tree up in the spot where you intend to leave it, thereby making a mess in that area, which might be bad if you have white carpet like me. Logic 2: Set up the tree in the spot where potential messes will be easiest to clean up; for example, the tile floor in front of the door. Now, my father has always opted for the latter logic, putting the tree in the stand in the garage and then carrying it inside and performing any necessary straightening. I followed this example, which presented me with a problem given the precarious state of my tree's verticality. However, leaving it in the middle of my hall wasn't the best option, so I had to scootch across the floor, dragging it behind me, all the way to the other side of the room.

Yes, actually, I do everything the hard way.

Anyway, it's now where it's supposed to be, complete with lights and the few ornaments I purchased at Target. Am in the process of making new ornaments out of Q-tips. I spent all my money on parking in Seattle.


Sunday, December 1

I wasn't sure what the whole thing meant
So here we are at the first day of December. I have not begun Christmas shopping. I have no idea what I'm getting/making for anyone, and little to no time to shop and implement my plans for acquiring and decorating a tree. 'Tis the season.

Incidentally, there's this nice camera I want for Christmas, and now that I've finally got 'round to telling my mother what it is (a Canon Rebel -- could a camera HAVE a cooler name? -- or something of that ilk), she sent me a review of it, which has simply made me want it more. I'm having odd artistic impulses. I must be bored.

Thanksgiving was good. Uneventful, but good. Full of food, etc. Saw the second Harry Potter movie, which I recommend, hung out with my friend Philip and arranged to do some CD burning for each other while watching a broadcast of a really good U2 concert. Reveled in raspberry chai smoothies. Bought some new plants to nurture. Coveted cats sleeping in the garden. And so on. Returned to find that I am a moron and attempted to mail some bills without putting stamps on them. Fortunately, my landlord drops off self-addressed, stamped envelopes for us to mail the rent in every month, so that one went, at least. Have I mentioned that I object to having to pay for stamps to mail bills? I mean, really. Paying to pay someone? What kind of logic is that? Clearly, however, rebellion, even inadvertant rebellion, has failed. I'm no match for the US Postal Service.

Speaking of mail, my best friend sent me pictures of the baby. Now, when I first wrote that she'd had the baby, I avoided being profane. Because birth and babies are beautiful, and they are amazing. It's life. It's a person. It's a she, and she has a name. But I now have to succumb to one of Becca's favorite phrases: This is fucking my shit up. My best friend is a MOTHER. She has a child. Two of my favorite people in the world created life. I'm staggered. Flummoxed. Flabbergasted. There are not enough words to express what I am. I'm her AGE. In fact, I'm six days older. I have a hunch we may be leading different lives than in the days when we used to try to best one another in backstroke, watch bad movies at the drive-in and imagine what kind of guys we were going to marry. And it's not like she's the first person I've known who's had a baby or anything; I mean, I have six cousins under 8 who are going to mob me at Christmas. They could start a street gang and take over the block. But this is my best friend. The person I've shared a huge part of my life with; the person whose life is closest to mine, in a sense. And it's really cool, but it also freaks me out in ways I can't explain and don't have words for.

Well, hey. Look. It's almost 1 a.m, and my apartment is a raging disaster, courtesy of me not bothering to put anything away upon my arrival. It must be time for bed.


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