Brigstock Cricket Club Sunday Fines 2002
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This page is dedicated to the transgressors of the unwritten rules of Brigstock's Sunday Team. Read on to discover those things which just aren't cricket. Current Fines total is £190.32
| Player | Fined for: |
| RFN | Dropped Catch, Shit Bowling, Run up Problems, Missed run out, One Man and his Dog, Stomach Catch, Unnecessary diving, Fine leg, Extreme brook avoidance, Trev Abuse, savlon ball X2, loss, collaboration, castrating shrubbery, ping, mule desires, chatting up team-mate, encouraging theft, voyeur. |
| AJS | Wandering X4, putting himself at No5, lost club kit, shit fielding, annoying, being the dog, misconduct with fines (!), late, denying snick when out, duck, Andy arm, no top, cheap seats, child stealing food, wifes athlectic prowess, pedantic, dobbing, collaboration. |
| ST | Missed catch, late, leaving pub early, suitcase, assisting early conclusion, no top, cheap seats, B movie, mute, sanding his bat, Diamond night. |
| JC | Late, dropped catch, shit comeback bowling, kick over boundary, duck, cheap seats, B movie, being Johnnie Hardon, rude to CC supporter. |
| RG | Quiet, pissing in the nude, no hand drinking, looking like Windsor Davies,shit batting, missed stumping, late to pub, overdramatic when out, AWOL, not answering 'phone, offering personal cheese to tea lady, cheap seats, uphill gardening, B movie, hurdy gurdy, woodie, basil brush. |
| HP | Shit initial bowling, shit fielding. |
| TE | Late, short bowling, trousers, daewoo dude, dropped catch, late, trying to confuse own team, being barred from central nightclub, 12 in an over, cheap seats, B movie, insisting on batting first then scoring 1. |
| DM | Late, Megs, Bag of change, late to pub, mobile use, statuesque, duck, late to pub |
| PC | Late, shit fielding, attitude when fielding, not walking in, catch avoidance, mobile use, spreading Don's nuts on table. |
| RB | Hairdressing, Shit bowling, shit batting, moaning, Risking game, stealing top, Australian, 16 in an over, boring batting, Welsh, deprived childhood, denying having pet sheep, diddy chaffer, out of bounds sniffing, pong, racist, chicks with dicks video collection |
| JSt | Hairdressing, AB Batting, conflict of promotors, late, ball hitting him in the neck, loves his fish, dropped catch, protecting average,awol. |
| DFN | Forgot kit, baboon ass, out of position in field, no top, late, tampon throwing (x2) wandering, cat burgling, hairdressing. |
| RP | Dropped Catch, late, 12 in an over, pig abuse, being miserable when batting, wrong pub, bowls player, tie abuse, cross dressing. |
| IS | Late, stealing top, awol, megs, denying snick when out, attitude, cheap seats, split in camp while in cheap seats, Russian womans shot putter facial hair |
| NW | megs, interfering with the scorers, betting, asleep, c**t, crutches, caribbean sexing of animal, image guru. |
| MH | Megs, sick girlfriend, no top, late, sympathetic toward welshman, |