Brigstock Cricket Club Sunday Fines 2003
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Fines 2002.
This page is dedicated to the transgressors of the unwritten rules of Brigstock's Sunday Team. Read on to discover those things which just aren't cricket.
| Player | Fined for: |
| RFN | Loss X2, dropped catch X2, unnecessary diving, repetition, shinner, running away from responsibilities, lying down on the job, jet lag running, CH Tea, Savlon ball, enjoying golden shower, NAKED sit down wee! early, hiding in field, sandalls boy, Mr Burns, Bump Ball appeal, dropped catch X2, victimisation, god like tendancies, hair abuse, eating bird shit, trotting, gambling, megs, canal threat. |
| AJS | Duck, lack of motivation, maintaining batting average, loss, abuse of injured player, megging son, loss, windymiller, catch it, double parked, Jonty, Interfering with team mate, clearing eye X2, wandering, Dropped Catch, bat avoidance, birthday avoidance, burping, late, baba papa catch, jackanory, fueling fines, Smithers, flapping/hokey kokey/ catch avoidance, gambling, losing bet, duck, leaving early. |
| ST | catching the sun, not taking game seriously, refusing drink, smoking in change room, blowing out, duck avoidance, too pc, not snitching, nuts, curb crawling, no pilots licence. |
| JC | lockjaw knee, not bowling, too nice, christmas jumper, Val Doonican, having attitude, standing in front of scoreboard, big hair, too nice, too clean, 2 paces, 2 years ago, megs X2, ratchet knee (again), marathon man, bad arse, late, mary poppins, poor management, old and bitter. |
| RG | Excessive Stumping, dropped catch, coloured socks, early opening, sourface barman, duck, lounge lizard, loss, cooking books, sticky wicket, chatting up minors, pube watching, rustling/cow worrying, not batting, CH Tea, frustration, dropped catch, overeager stumping, herpes mouth, quiffing, poor stock levels, lewd, Threatening Black Hole, masochistic son, thong watch, retirement avoidance, 2 quick for stumping, waering dates shirt, dropped catch. |
| PF | standing in front of scoreboard, rounders, running like forest gump, reduced average, excesive run scoring, lying sister |
| TE | fugitive-no passport, loss, captains batting, not pulling in central, running himself out, forgetting kit (gloves), protecting average, ting boy, moving boundary, central special, Johnnie encouragement. running AS out, gro-bag, pale, butt watching. |
| BM | loss, David Essex, holding hands with Ian, developing bowling average |
| PC | E aint village, holding bat in the air, slurping, dropped catch X2, peanut staring, not declaring action, A March Tendancies, footballing, old pavilion 'antics', duck, bickering, ladies 'loo', arguing, hemaroid eyes, dropped catch, ghandi's flip flop, not sharing fags. |
| RB | fast bowling, loss, not competitive, too tall / freak, infiltrating opposition, attempting to secure british citzenship, running out of partners, whinging, late, megs, hairdresser, Elton Lover, living in a spice world, leaving a thoughtful gift behind, mixing with kindred spirits, womans arms, not batting, opening avoidance, dads dancing, shagging, mid wicket pitch, Tall no pet, grizzling, shower shot, turf abuse, weak appeal, megs X2, 14 an over, Hovis. |
| JSt | Megs, having the decorators in, fat, sympathy seeking, tampax finger, suggesting he's perfect, spinach tooth, loss, drinking before stumps, John Merrick, large kitbag, late, Homer fielding, late to Pub, aero fielding, dropped catch, not in zone, no showergel, megs, punchy, jobsworth, victimisation, not focusing, offal eyes, beard avoidance, pecs boy, late to pub. |
| DFN | uncontrolled finances, loss, duck, almost crossing boundary after taking catch, being on holiday, potato printing Andy's Sofa, late, kit kicker, baboon arse, away during 12th man dutues. |
| RP | Late, late, late, late. daisy chaining, forgetting kit (boots), bum doctor, over 3 an over, lactating, golden shower, purchasing produce from pub during game, modelling, ejaculate finger, Barbara Whitehouse tendancies, no ball, beefy, line dancing, musical fruit. |
| IS | dropped catch, smoking in changing room, loss, holding hands with Bernie, large kit bag, spillage, exemplary, modest, refusing secretarial assistance, taxi, over egging his own pudding, shoe swap, jacket from cows mouth, not walking, not shaving, late, Mr Nice JC, staff chat, yell retention, fetish avoidance, abuse of fines. |
| NW | loss, SARS, snitch, dropped catch, abuse of club property, Donny Osman, less runs than PF, radioactive, bad boy puma socks, t-face, sisters t-shirt, childs pads, trotting, backwards cap, tea party, playing footie, nazi, stealing his fines, photo focus, cap, TF X2, S Af date, canal avoidance, bog snorkeling, faking it. |
| PW | Sitdown wee, loss, elsewhere, tit face, large kit bag, snogging mother-in-law, not trotting between wickets, fouling air on field, megs, overthrow, late, arsey, sit down wee X2, water bottle abuse, handy andy, Thorpe Malser fielding, t-face, lap of dishonour, Dick Whittington tendancy, flat beer, dropped catch, naked wee, bickering, appealing, eveil eye, John McEnroe tendancies, wandering, giving way to ball, big toe bowling, DIY Saturday. |
| HP | 6yr old appeal, sledging umpire, megs, lesbo-sit-down-wee. |
| NS | No sex appeal, deaf, hen pecked, weak liver, wife abusing players. |