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If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going
to a garage makes you a mechanic.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the
trip.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so
good.
Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the
waist change places.
Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because
we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may
reapply if there is a change in your circumstances.
Everything I need to know, I
learned from Noah's Ark...
ONE: Don't miss the boat.
TWO: Remember that we are all in the same boat.
THREE: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.
FOUR: Stay fit. When you're 60 years old, someone may ask you to
do something really big.
FIVE: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that
needs to be done.
SIX: Build your future on high ground.
SEVEN: For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
EIGHT: Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board
with the cheetahs.
NINE: When you're stressed, float awhile.
TEN: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by
professionals.
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