These haikus were written by the Prose, Verse, and Dec group at speech camp. Most were a collective effort, so I will not attribute any of these to specific people. Many of these are obscure (and very funny to those who were there), and if you really want to know the stories behind them, sign my guestbook and ask, and I will send you an email. Be sure to include your email address :o). Now, without further ado, I present Haikus The morning sun shines Outside, a rubber ducky Plays and smashes grapes Zebras fly high in sky they fall and smash in the ground They burn in the earth Death, Famine, Disease, Only last week. Now they are Very hungry like us Chris sits and wonders: Will Jeremy find a prose That suits his fancy? Silence! Then someone Shatters teh peace with a joke: "Then the Pope said 'Quack!'" A pantie boutique For head hunters. A welcome Shopping addition Hungry and waiting 26 minutes to lunch Bored. Nothing to do Seizures and Janice A non-Sequitor. How weird Like butter and eggs Lip and tongue action Judy in a booty dance Double entendre Scrambled eggs, The Pope Won't get stuck in your stomach Mmm! A tasty treat Unitarian?!? What the hell is up with that?!? Like Marj, a hippie! Lisa won't shut up Timing, but she can't focus Keesha must slap her Takeout is our God love it, fear it, eat it up Bow down before it An Ode To Comfort Food Delicious morsle A gildfish, cheezy and good satiates hunger