A new two year degree is being offered at Life University... 
 Becoming a Real Man! 

That's right, in just six terms, you too can be a real man. 
      Please take a moment to look over the program outline: 

              FIRST YEAR 
              Autumn Schedule 
              MEN 101...Combating Stupidity 
              MEN 102...You too can do housework 
              MEN 103...PMS - Learn when to keep your mouth shut 
              MEN 104...We do not want sleazy underthings for Christmas 

              Winter Schedule 
              MEN 110...Wonderful Laundry Techniques 
 MEN 111...Understanding the female responses to getting in at 4 a.m. 
              MEN 112...Parenting: It doesn't end with conception 
              MEN 113...Get a life, learn to cook 

              Spring Schedule 
     MEN 120...How NOT to act like an buthead when you're wrong 
              MEN 121...Understanding your incompetence 
              MEN 122...You, the weaker sex 
              MEN 123...Reasons to give flowers 

              SECOND YEAR 
              Autumn Schedule 
              SEX 101...You CAN fall asleep without it 
      SEX 102...Morning Dilemma: If it's awake, take a shower 
              MEN 201...How to stay awake after sex 
              MEN 202...How to put the toilet seat down 

              Winter Schedule 
         MEN 210...The remote control: Overcoming your dependencies 
              MEN 211...How NOT to act younger that your children 
              MEN 212...You too can be a designated driver 
              MEN 213...Honest - You don't look like Tom Hanks- Especially naked 

              Spring Schedule 
         MEN 220...Omitting @#%! from your vocabulary 
              MEN 221...Fluffing the blanket after farting in not necessary 
              MEN 222...Real men ask for directions 
              MEN 223...Thirty minutes of begging is not considered foreplay