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Never Too Old For Love



 
 

A couple had been married for 50 years. 
They were sitting at the
breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his
wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married 
for 50 years."
"Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years
ago we were sitting
here at this breakfast table together."

"I know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked
as jaybirds fifty years ago."

"Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say...should we get
naked?" The two then stripped to the 
buff and sat down at the
table.

"You know, honey," the little old lady 
breathlessly replied, "My
bosoms are as hot for you today as they 
were fifty years ago."

"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. 
"One's in your coffee
and the other is in your oatmeal!"


 
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