"Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have
to give her back to her parents" -Eric, AGE 6

"When somebody's been dating for a while, the boy might
propose to the girl. He says to her, 'I'll take you for a
whole life, or at least until we have kids and get divorced,
but you got to do one particular thing for me.' Then she
says yes, but she's wondering what the thing is and whether
it's naughty or not. She can't wait to find out." -Anita,
AGE 9

"You flip a nickel, and heads means you stay with him and
tails means you try the next one." -Kelly, AGE 9

"My mother says to look for a man who is kind. So that's
what I'll do. I'll find somebody who's kinda tall and kinda
handsome." -Carolyn, AGE 8

"Eighty-four. Because at that age, you don't have to work
anymore and you can spend all your time loving each other in
your bedroom." -Carolyn, AGE 8

"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a
wife" -Bert, AGE 5

"You should ask the people who read Cosmopolitan" -Kirsten,
AGE 10

"It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys
need somebody to clean up after them" -Anita, AGE 9

"It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just
a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble." -Will, AGE 7