The Romantic
Lingerie
They
say men go ape over sexy lingerie.
Okay
so picture this...
You
are like 50 pounds overweight, and he comes
home
with this sexy outfit...
His
eyes are filled with lust and desire..
He
finally talks you into putting it on for him...
You
leave the room....and try as hard as you can..
you
can't seem to even get one leg into the darn thing.
And
you know he is sitting out side that door...waiting..
What
do you do ?
If
you tell him it doesn't fit..you have to
tell
him your real size...
If
you tell him it itches you...
He
says he will scratch you where it itches...
If
you say it's the wrong color for you..
He'll
say it doesn't matter..
How
do you get out of this situation ?
Simple....
Tell
him your last lover gave you one exactly like
it
and how much fun you had..
I
can guarantee he'll take it back...
Now
heres's a story about a man who didn't believe
in
Lingerie....
Which
is more like your man ?
For Frank's birthday, his wife
wanted to surprise him when
he came home from work.
After some careful consideration she
decided to strip naked and wrap
herself in saran wrap from her
shoulders to her ankles.
Pretty soon Frank enters his
house exhausted from a tough day
at work. He walks through
the kitchen, places his lunchbox down,
and hears his wife say, "Honey!
I'm in the living room."
Rounding the corner, he spots
her all wrapped up in plastic.
After a quick peek, immediately
he says, "Leftovers again!"
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