December 24, 2001
MERRY F#CKIN' CHRISTMAS TOMOZANIACS! Yo! I'm pumped. Not only is it Christmas but I've got the world by the balls! Just jokin' about the last part, but it's Christmas! Not only that, but the Pats are goin to the f#ckin' playoffs! YOOOOO! Let's talk Pats. Jesus Christ-er, Tom Brady has overcame all the BS that goes along with bein a Pats QB and has led this team of scrappers to the playoffs. A big thumbs up and YO to TB, and a GIANT Nashua Sized Middle finger to "Broken Rib" Bledsoe. You bum! Go back to Walawala Washington or whatever the name of that gay town is called!!! Get you and your ratty-ass haircut outta New England and play for the Seahawks!!! Your nuthin compared to God Brady. Hey, heres and idea, go fake your age and go play for Pete "The Poodle" Carroll at USC! You'll still lose there too Drew, cuz your a poison wherever you go. When the pats win the Super Bowl over the Bears, I hope that you don't get to touch the Lombardi trophy and I hope your ring gets stolen by that guy from New Orleans.

Hey big props to Teddy Bruschi and Troy Brown. Hey, I just noticed that all my favorite pats players; Tom Brady, Troy Brown, and Teddy Bruschi, all have the initials TB. Yeah but those two have been either nailin' peoples heads off or catchin balls like a horny prison inmate. If Troy don't get to the Pro-Bowl, I'll personally slam Paul Tagliabute's head into the back of a Street Sweeper. And I know Bruschi won't make it cuz they want no fatalities at the Pro Bowl. I can't argue with that one. Hey, we can't forget about our Jewish Friend Minorah Mike Vrabel. He's been a key in the D. So have the big man, Richard Seymour. What an addition! Plus the practices of Lawyer & Law have certaintly put away some of the biggest recievers in the game. In the flip side, another GIANT middle finger goes to Terry "I'ma friggin' baby that hates anyone better than me" Glenn. Go play for the Nashua Pop Warner Panthers, Div. I-6. Then you might get a chance to start you overrated piece of garbage.

Back to my real life. Sorry for the lack of updates. The whole terrorist attack kinda threw me for a loop, and in the wake of it all, I joined and ended up quitting the coast guard. Long story I'll get into next week. Bottom line is I'm back for good. I'll explain next week all my shit, but I gotta get to my man Chano's Christmas Fiesta. Hey, have a Merry Flippin' Christmas, and a Happy New Year. Later Dudes!

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