February 13, 2002
P...A...T...S....PATS, PATS PATS!!! YO! I'm so jacked!!! The Pats won the Super Bowl!!! After all these years, I finally won it. It feels great! Hey, these guys are lovable losers, they're underdogs, and they are a TEAM. T...E...A...M. The Sox could learn a thing or two from these dudes.I'm still in shock almost two weeks later. February 3, 2002. A date that'll live if Pats Infamy. They beat the crap outta those fags the Rams. KURT WARNER! Hey I can hook you and ya wifey up with some crew cuts down at Tom's Barber! HA HA! Yo, a GIANT thumbs up to Terrific Tom Brady. No picks, a TD and he led a game winning drive. I crapped my pants after Warner hit Proehl, but Brady's bunch marched 40+ yards and set up the game winner by ADAM VINATIERI. Wooooo! My hero #4!But seriously dudes, this game was better than seeing my daughters born. It was the best damn moment of my life. I cried for three hours. I thought after Tebucky recovered that fumble, we was golden. Stupid McGinnest. Have fun in Houston. But St. Louis scored twice more of a Warner goose egg and the Proehl catch. Screw those two homos. Hey big props go to JR Redmond for catchin the three balls in the last drive. Way ta get outta bounds! Let's see...
Brady get's big props, but need I say anything else about God Brady? He did it all. Troy made some nice catches. Props go to him. David Patten, my man, grabbed another huge TD. That man is unstoppable. He's like me. He was dirt poor, but had the motivation to play in thye NFL. Jermaine Wiggins, the pride of East Boston, played phenominal in the playoffs. Who woulda thunk he'd be the Secret Weapon? I gotta get a Wiggins Jersey. Hey, Antawn Smith. 17 carries for 92 yards. Can't complain. I hope ya back with us next year. He's a bull. I love that man. Marc Edwards, big #44, he gets props.
On the other side of the ball, the whole D gets a huge Nashua Thumbs Up. The linebackers were quick and deadly. Mike Vrabel, Roman Phifer, Bryan Cox, and of course, my hero: Teddy Bruschi! He laid nasty hits on Faulk! Faulk's a bitch, he said the Rams beat themselves. Shut ya face a-hole. The Pats are the better team. Back to Bruschi, damn he's the greatest. I LOVE TEDDY BRUSCHI! Not in the gay way. He's my idol. 54 baby, 54. Milloy and Law played their hearts out, and Law came up with a big pick and TD. on't forget Otis Smith, supplyin the hits and an important pick. The front line of Mac (BOO), Hamilton, Pleasant, and Big Daddy Seymour. What a year for him. I smell greatness.
Yo, I'll be back tommorow with a more in-depth analysis. I gotta go to a parole hearing. Explain later. Till then, we're still the champs!
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