• Zaxxon - The topic is "secret borad". The creator is Laeaeb. The board is Zaxxon. Let it be known. In addition to being quite old when it purged, this topic features an appearance by nearly every freakin' secret board hunter around during its time. It's a miracle I even have this topic to begin with, though. See, I saved it after it was purged. No lie. Perhaps one day I'll tell you of the exciting adventures I've had on my quest for the secret borad topic. Shame it purged though, it had potential to be the oldest topic on GameFAQs. In fact, it might have even been the oldest by the time it was purged! Still, it could have lasted a lot longer, it was only on its fourth page. I'm not sure as I wasn't there when it purged, but from what I gather, it was closed by Laeaeb when she reached 1000 Karma.
  
  
• Sector Alpha - This one is called "~The Sector Alpha Bar~" and it's by RdDragon. I've got all the pages, but it's not like you'll read past the 5th anyway. Jerk.
  
  
• Sector Alpha - Ah, this one is by Scum! He called it "~No Topics!?~". 'Tis a shame he's no longer around to annoy RdDragon. Well.. I guess Rd isn't around that much either these days. I don't really remember why I archived this topic. There's nothing very interesting about it. It's actually a little depressing. Heck, I was barely aroused when I read through it again.
  
  
• Hunt & Score - This is where I met warutrid. This topic, henceforth to be known as "Board Hunters C'mon In", could have been something special. I was going to go back and start up a conversation about universal truth (mayonnaise), but when I returned, war closed it for some reason. I'll have to ask him about that sometime. Sometime as in never.
  
  
• Earth Dies Screaming - Here's one of the less intellectual topics on the site. Christened "The world sure is in a mess these days..." by the almighty DocProc (hail Proc!), this deals with the pressing issues of today, those deep, philosophical broodings we all have. Age-old disputes were settled here, such as what your favorite color is, or which TV show is the best.

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