For those of you who just aren't sure where you are in the grand scheme of things, I have added this quick little test.
For those of you who do know, heck, take it anyway, its kinda fun, and the results may surprise you.
AGAIN, this is meant as fun. DO NOT take this seriously, as only YOU can decide who or what YOU are.
1. Have you ever fallen asleep between a woman's naked thighs after sex?
+ 10
2. Have you ever used the shower head as a sexual toy?
+ 5
3. Do you put deodorant on after you discover a smell?
+ 5
4. Do you know how to operate a standard transmission?
+ 1
5. Do you use a tampon or a maxipad?
tampon + 5 maxi pad - 5
6. Have you ever blown your nose in the wind?
+ 10
7. Do you spend more than 15 minutes a week worried about your nails?
- 10
8. Do you grocery shop like the store will be gone tomorrow?
- 5
9. Do you chew tobacco?
+ 15
10. Can you operate power tools?
+ 1
11. Have you ever had stitches as a result of operating a power tool?
+ 10
12. Could you go without showering after a full day of work?
- 10
13. Do you own more than 1 hair dryer or curling iron?
- 5
14. Does your grocery list consist of cucumbers or squash?
+ 5
15. When tasked to buy paint, is your first thought "nail polish?"
- 5
16. Have you ever been referred to as "Sir?"
+ 5
17. Have you ever been asked to leave the ladies room?
+ 10
18. Have you ever been asked to leave the men's room?
- 10
19. Do you prefer hand lotion or motorcycle grease?
lotion - 5 grease + 5
20. Is the hair under your arm longer than the hair on your head?
+ 10
21. Do you wear steel-toed boots?
+ 3
22. Do you often make trips to the 7-11 for after sex munchies for your partner?
+ 1
23. Have you ever taken a woman home from a bar the same night you met her?
+ 3
24. Do you collect panties from your one-night stands?
+ 5
25. Have you ever held a job that required you to lift more than your girlfriend?
+ 10
26. Do you have a woman's name tattooed on your body?
+ 10 for each name
27. Would you rather BBQ or bake?
BBQ + 10 bake - 10
28. Do you use nail clippers or your teeth?
nail clippers - 5 teeth + 5
29. Do you smell your food before you eat it?
- 1
30. Do you have facial hair that you groom?
+ 15
31. Is your screen name or nick name intimidating to others?
+ 10
32. Do you wear panties, underwear, or boxers?
panties - 20 underwear +1 boxers + 5
33. Do you own more women's clothes or men's clothes?
women's - 5 men's + 5
34. Do you wear a team ball cap? Cowboy hat? Sun bonnet?
ball cap + 1 cowboy hat + 1 bonnet - 15
35. When you belch, do people applaud?
+10
36. Do you spend more money on hardware or makeup?
hardware + 5 makeup - 10
37. Do you read the instructions before assembling?
- 5
38. Do you use a napkin or do you wipe your hands on your clothes?
napkin - 5 clothes + 1
39. Does your wedding band have more diamonds than your partner's?
- 5
40. Do you squash insects and bugs with your bare hands?
+10
Scores
0 or below - start looking into a floral print for your spring dress, you ultra femme you.
1 to 20 - better make a manicure appointment soon
21 to 40 - take caution in the men's room
41 to 80 - soft butch
81 to 120 - brassy butch
121 to 160 - stone butch
161 and up - seek immediate therapy to get in touch with your femme side
