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A customs agent stopped an old Jewish man who had just immigrated to Israel and asked him to open his two suitcases. In the first suitcase he found over a million dollars in old one-dollar bills. "Excuse me, sir," he asked the old gentleman, "where did you get all this money?" "Vell, I'll tell you," the old man began, "for many years, I traveled all around America. I stopped at all of the public rest rooms in all the major cities; I vent to New York, then I vent to Chicago, then I vent to San Francisco. I vent into all the stalls where the men were peeing and I say, "Give me a dollar for Israel, or I'll cut off your testicles vit my knife!" "That's quite a story," the customs agent said. "What's in the second suitcase?" "Vell, you know," said the old Jewish man shaking his head, "not everyone likes to give."

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