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Limericks/Jokes/Dr. Seuss
At last, our fair Lily was brave
She told Rick he was being a knave
He starred at her in shock
Like he'd been hit with a rock
And crawled back to his concrete cave__Kimba
******* There once was a sister named Judy
Who did think that her bed had a cootie
So she slept on the floor
If she really knew more
She was sleeping where Rick got some booty.__Jill
******* Scarlet Letter Jacket theme limericks
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They calls her Naomi or Porter
The carnival `round she does loiter
I don't think by chance she has
One pair of pants
But I think it is best to avoid her.
The ex-wife goes by the name Karen
All the women at school keep on starin
Big balloons she did blow
All the time she did not know
There's a lot that her husband ain't sharin.__Jill
******* For Rick and Lily:
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Though it might be the thing that you go fa
On the floor, you're beginning to grope-uh
But the thought should soon pass
Carpet burns on the ass
Remind ME to move to the sofa.__Jill
******* Rick and Lily were meant to be
Anyone can plainly see
Though obstacles will get in their way
Love will make it through to stay
At least once Lily is finally free__Paula
******* There once was a guy named Rick
Available, handsome and slick
Then Lily caught his eyes
But she told a few lies
Making Rick wounded, angry, and sick.__Rich
For some O&A's an addiction
They see each episode and rendition
Watching Rick and his butt
Then Lily's gingerbread hut
They may even make it a tradition__Rich
******* Q: How many Jakes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One. And after awhile he'll find another one to screw in.
Q: How many Lloyd Lloyds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One-half.__Jennie
******* Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Jake. When did you change the locks?
Q: How many Jakes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One. And after awhile he'll find another one to screw in.
Q:How many Ricks does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One. But he'll want to rewire the house first.__Jay
******* Elizabeth (who used last night productively trying a new recipe.)
Did you make the chicken with green mole sauce?
Did you try it in a house?
Did you try it with a mouse?
Did you try green mole sauce?
asks Jay I Play :)
But Elizabeth, I must ask:
Would you eat it on a log?
Would you eat it with a frog?
Would you eat it here or there?
Would you eat it anywhere?__Melissa
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