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| 10. | Lion-O would be ready to use the Sword of Omens against Santa. Then Jaga appears to Lion-O and gives him one of the smarmiest speeches of his life. It would be all about the meaning of Christmas and the story of Santa Claus. During this speech Santa does his work and gets out of there before anything happens to him. --Chetania |
| 9. | Jagga: "This, Liono, is Santa Clause. Now, sit on his lap and tell him what you want for Christmas." Liono: "Really, really? I can tell him what I want and he'll give it to me?" Jagga: "Yes, Liono." Liono: "Yeah! Yeah!" He runs to the stunned Santa. "I want a bigger sword! I want a bigger sword!" --RD |
| 8. | They would think he is Mumm-Ra in a stupid disguise and most likely beat him up --Chetania |
| 7. | WileyKat&Kit: "Sante Claws! Sante Claws! What did you get us?" Santa: "You two? I'm sorry, kittens, but you've been bad!" **wink, wink** --RD |
| 6. | "A fat man in a red suit...dear oh dear...I'll never mix Silky Fruit and Egg Nog again!" Tygra said, craddling his head in his hands. --RD |
| 5. | Tygra: Do you have some Silky fruit, Santa? --Lady Thundera |
| 4. | Panthro: Where is my dang blasted samoflange that I asked for? --Tatiana |
| 3. | Santa: Uh *nervous laugh*, I think I have the wrong place. --Soul Jay |
| 2. | Another of Mumm-Ra's minions! Toast him, Lion-o! --9 Tiger |
| 1. | Panthro: "What the [Deleted.]" --RD |
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| 10. | They hang up mistletoe all over Plun-Darr in case a ship full of swedish mutants land on Third Earth. --Tatiana |
| 9. | Decorate the Thundertank like Santa's sleigh then run for their lives from a disgruntled Panthro --Chetania |
| 8. | Somehow, I don't think we want to know... --Black Eagle |
| 7. | ::running away from Slythe:: They tie mistletoes to their foreheads and chase me around! YIIIEEEEE!!!!!! --Slinky Avenger |
| 6. | Get Slythe drunk, and make him into a Christmas tree. --Soul Jay |
| 5. | They would dress Monkian up as Santa again, but he's still suffering from post-trauma of last year --Soul Jay |
| 4. | By mindlessly indulging in eggnog spiked with their moonshine. --Cheezey |
| 3. | Lion-o gets run over by a reindeer. --9 Tiger |
| 2. | They inflate red and green condoms with water and throw them at the Birbil village. --RD |
| 1. | Kitten roasting on an open fire. --9 Tiger |
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| 10. | Panthro got a new samophlange --Chetania |
| 9. | Tygra would get his boy, Liono. --RD |
| 8. | A white Christmas - with the help of Panthro's automatic snow machine! --Tatiana |
| 7. | An anvil for Tygra so he can constantly kill RD like he kills Tygra in his stories --Lady Thundera |
| 6. | Mumm-Ra gets a pair of pants for Christmas. The mini skirt thing just isn't working --Chetania |
| 5. | Panthro would get hair. --RD |
| 4. | Panthro would get the George Foreman grill...oh come on, tell me can't picture it! --Slinky Avenger |
| 3. | Pumyra gets more lines for Christmas and maybe even her own ~gasp~ episode --Chetania (Sarah and RD came up with very similar responses) |
| 2. | heh heh... catnip... heh heh... --Roach |
| 1. | Forget what *they* want, I want Cheetara for Christmas! --Ian |
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| 10. | Thundercats wouldn't have understood Christmas. Wrong time. --anonmyous |
| 9. | The only writer interested in doing one was Overguard (?) and Rankiss-Bass figured the public had suffered enough at his hands. ;o) --Mittens |
| 8. | Since Rankin-Bass already has classic Christmas specials why take an unnecessary risk? --lhersey@hotmail.com |
| 7. | Mumm-Ra would have killed Santa Clause and kids just can't take that kind of abuse. --Xiaoping |
| 6. | ASPCA wouldn't let them use Berbils for Xmas ornaments. --9 Tiger |
| 5. | Because he thought that people able to survive in space without a spacesuit and fall instead of floating around made the show weird enough. --Brian Uhe |
| 4. | Couldn't quite get by the psych censors the heartwarming tale of Lion-o and company, Mumm-Ra and the baby Jesus in a climatic, winner take all, steel cage Xmas rumble with Santa as a ref and Rudolph playing China. (Hey, it coulda worked). --9 Tiger |
| 3. | Because Wilykit and Wilkat were very naughty ::shakes head:: man, I've been hanging out with RD too much lately --Fianna |
| 2. | The Ancient Spirits of Evil received no Christmas presents and destroyed the set and the Christmas episode was lost in the blast --Chetania |
| 1. | 'Cause no one actually wanted to see Lion-O after too much eggnog. --Sher Kahn |
