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"Actually, if you think about it, life is like Star Trek: some are allowed on the
bridge and have a big speaking role without dying in the process, but
most of us are just nameless ensigns walking through the halls - energetic, but pointless!"
-Michael Mittermeier, "Im Rausch Der Kanaele"
(German comedy [da best!], loosely translated)
A description with Sparky's standards:
NAME: Wire Twitch PROFILE: Neitherworld prankster STATUS: Deceased CATCHPRASE(S): None really, but she sure does use the british cursing of "Bloody (insert)!" IDENTIFIED BY: Slight twitch while laughing hysterically; really angry bunch of recently deceased ghosts chasing after her.A prankster and a trickster, who always (sometimes slightly obnoxiously) heads alongside Beetlejuice (she's got a crush on him, majorly) and always sticks around to work out any trouble he's managed to get in - angry mobs, Sandworms, cosmic time and space troubles - absolutely everything. She's quite jealous of Lydia, who seems to be pre-occupying BJ's agenda. She's sworn never to prank Lydia and her family though, because she thinks it might be upsetting BJ. Putting the scare back into spooking, she definitely loves to play pranks. Namely, scaring people so badly they end up hurting themselves! This has often gone too far, though, and many people she literally 'scared to death' can be found in the Neitherworld trying to kill her again. :) She has a car much like Doomie, only that it doesn't live, it's a Plymouth Fury named Christine (yes, like that movie), very nice looking car, but tends to be annoying because it plays loud rock music whenever it's on, which some people just hate.
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