The Noisy Things of Python

Yes, here at the Web Page That Goes PING! we have a wide range of uninteresting and rare sounds, ready for your aural consumption. We have everything from Monty Python films, to cameo's by members of the cast, mostly because nobody else wants them, but also because we care about those of you who like films that no one else likes and NEED sounds. So, enjoy.

The Out of Towners (1999 - John Cleese   Steve Martin   Goldie Hawn)

Bitch.wav                     "So, you'd better deal with me!" "Shut up!" "Aaargh!" "Stupid bitch"

Freeloaders.wav         "I wish all our freeloaders were as concientious"

Blouse.wav                  "Well, I wouldn't mind the blouse, ha!"

Exist.wav                      "Mrs Clark, let me explain, if you are a paying guest at this hotel, I fawn, I grovel, I am in fact your very plaything, BUT if you are not a guest, you do not exist, so there is no need for me to talk to you"

Frisky.wav                     "Frisky. Yes, yes, it is rather fun"

Fun.wav                         "Can't a girl have some fun?"

Haircut.wav                   "Michelle, is that a new haircut?" "Why yes, yes it is." "I think you'd better stay in the back for a while"

Interrupt.wav                "Sorry to interrupt, but as the credit card company won't honour the charges, I am unable to offer you a room, but do please come back, when you have some money"

Knickers.wav                "Don't get your knickers in a twist!"

Mugged.wav                 "We were mugged by Andrew Lloyd Webber!" "How extraordinary! Well, I'll certainly mention it next time he stays with us, perhaps he's under some strain at the moment"

Night.wav                       "I could have danced all night"

Security.wav                  "Are you throwing us out?" "No, no, good heavens, no. Security                                  will do that!"

DUDLEY DO-RIGHT (1999 Eric Idle Brendon Fraser Sarah Jessica Parker
Evil.wav       "I am your adversary. I am evil, eeeevil, eeeevil!!!!!"