Joyce: "You're just too young to wear that."
Buffy: "Yeah, and I'm gonna' be too young to wear it 'til I'm too old to wear it."
Joyce: "That's the idea."

Buffy: "Did Mr. Whitmore notice I was tardy?"
Xander: "I think the word you're searching for is 'absent'."
Willow: "Tardy people show."

Xander: "You gotta' keep it safe and teach it Christian values."
Willow: "My egg is Jewish."
Xander: "Okay, teach it that Dreidel song."

Buffy: "I can't take care of things! I killed my Giga Pet. Literally. I sat on it and it broke."

Buffy: "I didn't sleep well."
Joyce: "What's the matter? Your egg keep you up all night?"
Buffy: "You're killing me. Parenting's a pain."
Joyce: "Wait 'til it starts dating."

Giles: "Technically, that would be cheating, yes?"
Xander: "No. It's like a shortcut. You know, when you run a race?"
Buffy: "That would also be cheating."

Xander: "Can I just say, 'Gyughhh!!!'?"
Buffy: "I see your 'Gyughhh' and raise you a 'Nyaghhh!!!'"

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