Xander: "Is anyone else intimidated? Because I'm just expecting thin slips of paper with the words "no way" written in crayon."
Oz: "They're typing those now."
Willow: "I'm so overwhelmed. I got in! To actual colleges! And they're wooing me. They're pitching woo."
Buffy: "The wooing stage is always fun."

Cordelia: "That's so cute. Planning life as a loser? Most people just turn out that way, but you're really taking charge."
Xander: "The comedy stylings of Miss Cordelia Chase, everyone. Who, incidentally, won't be needing a higher education when she markets her own very successful line of hooker wear."
Cordelia: "Well, Xander, I could dress more like you, but, oh, my father has a job."
Xander: "I'm not gonna waste the perfect come-back on you now. But don't think I don't have it. Oh, yes, its time will come!"

Wesley: Wesley Wyndam-Pryce. It's very nice to meet you.
Buffy: Is he evil?
Wesley: Evil?
Buffy: The last one was evil.
Wesley: Oh, yes, Gwendolyn Post, we all heard. A sad example of the seductive power of dark knowledge. Mr. Giles has checked my credentials rather thoroughly and phoned the council but I'm glad to see you're on the ball as well, a good slayer is a cautious slayer.
Buffy: Is he evil?
Giles: Not in the strictest sense.
Wesley: Well, I'm glad that's cleared up. And as I'm sure none of us is anxious to waste time on pleasantries, why don't you tell me everything about last night's patrol.
Buffy: Vampires.
Wesley: Yes?
Buffy: Killed 'em.
Wesley: Anything else you can tell me?
Buffy: One of them had swords. I don't think he was with the other two.
Wesley: Swords? One long, one short?
Buffy: Both pointy. With jewels and stuff.

Wesley: "I didn't get this job because of my looks."
Buffy: "I really, really believe that."

Wesley: "Buffy, you will go to the Gleave's family crypt tonight and fetch the amulet."
Buffy: "I will?"
Wesley: "Are you not used to being given orders?"
Buffy: "Whenever Giles sends me on a mission, he always says "please." And afterwards I get a cookie."

Wesley: "Remember the three key words for any Slayer: Preparation... preparation... preparation."
Buffy: "That's one word three times."

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