Buffy: "I'm supervised 24/7. It's like being in the Real World house. Only real."

Xander: "Those tall fuzzy hats aren't cheap, huh?"
Oz: "But they go with everything."

Joyce: "Were you at the Bronze? What was happening there that was so important?"
Buffy: "Bronze things. Things of Bronze."

Willow: "I went to, like, four houses and they were gone. It's like trick or treating in reverse."
Xander: "I know! These things are selling like hot cakes. Which is ironic 'cause the hot cakes really aren't moving."

Ms. Barton: Let's just sit quietly and pretend we're reading something until we're really sure old Commandant Snyder's gone. Then we're all outta here!"
Xander: "Does anyone else want to marry Miss Barton?"
Cordelia: "Get in line."

Joyce: "So, why do they call you Ripper?"
Giles: "Wouldn't you like to know?"

Principal Snyder: "Hey gang! This place is fun city, huh?"
Buffy: "Principal Snyder?"
Principal Snyder: "Call me Snyder. Just the last name. Like Barbarino. Oh, I'm so stoked!"

Principal Snyder: "Whoa! There are some foxy ladies here tonight!"

Buffy: "They're acting like a bunch of us."
Willow: "I don't act like this."

Cordelia: "At first it was fun, you know. They seemed like they were in this really good mood. Not like parents. And then..."
Willow: "Badness?"
Cordelia: "Mom started borrowing my clothes. There should be an age limit on Lycra pants. Dad, he just locked himself in the bathroom with old copies of Esquire."

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