Whistler: Here's the thing. There's moment in your life that make you. That set the course of who you're gonna be. Sometimes they're little, subtle moments. Sometimes. . . they're not. I'll show you what I mean.

Xander: "Tell Angel I'm gonna' kill him. No, wait. I'm gonna' kill you! Die! Die! Die! Aahhh--bwoosh! Mother?"
Cordelia: "Is that it?"
Xander: "That's it. Scene."

Willow: "I will get you through this semester if I have to sweat blood."
Xander: "Do you think you're likely to? 'Cause I'd like to be elsewhere."
Willow: "It was only metaphor blood."
Oz: "I think you'd sweat cute blood."

Snyder: "These public displays of affection are not acceptable in my school. This isn't an orgy, people. It's a classroom."
Buffy: "Yeah, where they teach lunch. . ."
Snyder: "Do you have something to say?"
Buffy: "This is a cafeteria. I'm pretty sure."
Snyder:"Always with the wisecracks.  One day you're gonna go too far."
Buffy: "Or I could go with the classroom theory. . ."
Snyder: "Just give me a reason to kick you out, Summers. Just give me a reason."
Cordelia: "How about, 'cause you're a tiny impotent Nazi with a bug up his butt the size of an emu?"

Drusilla: "I met an old man. I didn't like him.  He got stuck in my teeth. And then the moon started whisperin to me. All sorts of dreadful things."
Spike: "It's a naughty moon."
Angel: "What did it say?"
Spike: "Oh, look who's awake."
Angel: "What did the moon tell you? Did you have a vision? Is something coming?"
Drusilla: "Oh yes. . . something terrible."
Angel: "Where?"
Drusilla: "At the museum. A tomb. With a surprise inside."
Angel: "You can see all that in your head? "
Spike: "No, you ninny, she read it in the morning paper."

Kendra: "I call it Mr. Pointy."
Buffy: "You named your stake?"
Kendra: "Yes."
Buffy: "Remind me to get you a stuffed animal."

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