Xander: Giles lived for school. He's actually still bitter that there are only twelve grades.

Jenny: Did anyone ever tell you you're kind of a fuddy-duddy?
Giles: Nobody ever seems to tell me anything else.
Jenny: Did anyone ever tell you you're kind of a sexy fuddy-duddy?
Giles: Well, no. Actually that, that part usually gets left out.

Buffy: Xander, how do you feel about digging through some of Giles' personal files and seeing what you can find?
Xander: I feel pretty good about it. Does that make me a sociopath? Nah.

Willow: HEY! We don't have time for this! Our friends are in trouble! Now, we have to put our heads together and, and get them out of it! And if you two aren't with me a hundred and ten percent, then get the hell out of my library!
Cordelia: We're sorry.
Xander: We'll be good.

Buffy: You knew that if the demon was in trouble it was gonna jump into the nearest dead person.
Angel: I put it in danger.
Willow: And it jumped.
Angel: I've had a demon inside me for a couple hundred years... just waitin' for a good fight.
Buffy: Winner and still champion.

Buffy: "Hey, good morning. Say, is that tweed?"
Giles: "What? Oh, uh, yes. Um, now, uh, look, tonight, uh, it's very important to come..."
Buffy: "Now that's a surprise."

Cordelia: "Oh, great! Can you help me with a ticket? It's totally bogus. It was a one-way street. I was going one way!"

Cordelia: "This isn't right, school on a Saturday. It throws off my internal clock."
Xander: "When are we gonna' need computers for real life, anyway?"
Ms. Calendar: "Hmm, let's see, there's homes, school, work, games."
Xander: "You know, computers are on the way out. I think paper's gonna' make a big comeback."
Willow: "And the abacus."
Xander: "Yeah, you know, you don't see enough abaci."

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