Xander: "It's officially nippy. So say my nips."

Xander: "The Yankees. Abbott and Costello. The 'A'. Now those were teams."

Cordelia: "It's about time our school excelled at something."
Willow: "Mmm, you're forgetting our high mortality rate."
Xander: "We're number one!"

Xander: "He actually told you to alter his grade?"
Willow: "Exactly...except for actually telling me to. But he made it perfectly clear
of what he wasn't telling me."
Xander: "That's wrong. A big fat spanking wrong. It's a slap in the face to every
one of us who studied hard and worked long hours to earn our D's."

Buffy: "So, something ripped him open and ate out his insides."
Willow: "Like an Oreo cookie. Well, except for, you know, without the
chocolatey cookie goodness."

Xander: "Okey-dokey, Coachie."

Xander: "Turning into a creepy-crawly wasn't on my top ten list of things to do
before I turned twenty."

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