Xander: Buffy and Faith are in the library getting all sweaty.
Cordelia: They're training.
Xander: I stand by my phrase.

Mr. Trick: Ladies, gentlemen, spiny-headed looking creatures, welcome to SlayerFest '98!

Buffy: You really love Xander?
Cordelia: Well, he kinda grows on you, like... a Chia Pet.

Willow: You have to help me pick an outfit. I want to wear something that makes Oz go, "Oh!"
Xander: No problem. I got the tux going on. I'm going to look hot if it even remotely fits.

Xander: "How do you get from chick-fight to our fault?"
Willow: "Because we felt so guilty about the fluke we overcompensated helping Cordelia, and we spun the whole group dynamic out of orbit, and we're just a big meteor shower heading for Earth..."

Cordelia: After all that we've been through tonight, this whole who-gets-to-be-queen capade seems pretty...
Buffy: Damn important.
Cordelia: Oh, yeah.

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