Xander: You know, magic at the poker table qualifies as cheating.

Buffy: I was just lucky.
Walsh: I see, well, still very impressive.
Buffy: I was just being modest with the whole lucky thing. You got that right?

Buffy: ... A Twinkie! That's his lunch? Oh, he is so gonna be punished.

Walsh: You might want to be suited up for this.
Buffy: Oh, you mean the camo and stuff. I thought about it, but on me it's gonna look all Private Benjamin. Don't worry, I've patrolled in this halter many times.

Buffy: Professor Walsh? That simple little recon you sent me on — wasn't a raccoon. Turns out it was me, trapped in the sewers with a faulty weapon and two of your pet demons. If you think that's enough to kill me, you really don't know what a Slayer is. Trust me when I say you're gonna find out.

Maggie: "Adam?"
Adam: "Mommy."

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