Buffy: "Wow. This music is so... so..."
Kathy: "I know. This song is super fun, isn't it?"
Buffy: "You bet. It just gets funner and funner every time you play it."

Kathy: "I just wanted to make sure - that we didn't have a thief or something."
Buffy: "Like who? Sid the wily dairy gnome?"

Giles: "What sort of demon?"
Buffy: "He had a cloak on, glowy green eyes, and his skin had a, like, super bad fake rub-on tan."
Giles: "Translate?"
Buffy: "Orangey?"

Buffy: "What are you doing today?"
Giles: "It's a big day for me, actually. A friend of mine recently acquired an original Gutenberg demonography, and it suddenly occurs to me that you've never once asked me what my day's plans were, which would lead me to inquire whether you're feeling entirely yourself."
Buffy: "That's not true. I ask about you all the time. (pause) Okay, well, maybe the words don't actually make it out of my mouth, but I think about it."
Giles: "And it's appreciated."

Kathy: "Eww! Who left their gum here?"
Buffy: "Gum gnome?"

Buffy: "And the worst part? I wake up, and there's Kathy staring at me like I'm some kind of freak."
Oz: "Well, actually, the worst part I'd have to go with, the demon pouring the blood down your throat."
Willow: "Me, too. I would vote for that, too."

Willow: "Toenails?"
Buffy: "Evil toenails. I took them off the floor last night when she was in the bathroom. She thought I was asleep."
Willow: "Good thinking. 'Cause in the middle of the night, those toenails could have attacked you and left little half-moon marks all over your body."

Buffy: "She has parts that keep growing after they're detached. She irons her jeans. She's evil! She has to be destroyed."
Giles: "I fear the demon that Buffy met in the woods has somehow possessed her."
Buffy: "Lite FM. Love songs. Nothing but love songs!"
Xander: "Ya think?"

Kathy: "I'm 3000 years old. When are you going to stop treating me like I'm 900?"

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