Oz: "I can see why you'd be upset. That was my sarcastic voice."
Xander: "You know, it sounds a lot like your regular voice."
Oz: "I've been told that."

Xander: "Come on. It'll be fun."
Cordelia: "I don't know, I just thought we were going to do something... you know, classy."
Xander: "What's classier than bowling?"
Cordelia: "Apart from everything ever?"

Willow: "What's this?"
Oz: "It's a gift."
Willow: "What's the occasion?"
Oz: "Pretty much you are."
Willow: "It's a little Pez witch!
Oz: "It's kind of a theme present. Do you like it?
Willow: "I like. I more than like. Oz, this is probably the sweetest... We have to find a little Pez werewolf, so little Pez witch can have a boyfriend."
Oz: "I don't think they make a werewolf Pez. You might have to settle for a wacky cartoon dog."

Spike: "I gave her everything - beautiful jewels, beautiful dresses, with beautiful girls in them, but nothing made her happy. And she would flirt! I caught her on a park bench, making out with a chaos demon! Have you ever seen a chaos demon? They're all slime and antlers. They're disgusting. She only did it to hurt me. So I said, 'I'm not putting up with this any more.' And she said, 'Fine!' And I said, 'Yeah, I've got an unlife, you know!' And then she said... she said we could still be friends. God, I'm so unhappy!"
Willow: "There, there."

Xander: "So, what are our options?"
Willow: "Well, I figure either I refuse to do the spell and he kills us, or I do the spell, and he kills us."
Xander: "Give me a third option."
Willow: "He's so drunk he forgets about us and we starve to death. That's sort of the best one."

Spike: "You're not friends, you'll never be friends. You'll be in love till it kills you both. You'll fight, & you'll shagg, & you'll hate each other until it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends. Love isn't brains, children, it's blood. Blood screaming inside of ya to work it's will. I may be loves bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it."

Angel: Hey. I was wondering when you were coming.
Buffy: I'm not coming back. We're not friends. We never were. And I can fool Giles, I can fool my friends, but I can't fool myself. Or Spike for some reason. What I want from you I can never have. You don't need me to take care of you anymore. So, I'm gonna go.
Angel: I don't accept that.
Buffy: You have to.
Angel: Look... there's gotta be some way we can still see each other.
Buffy: There is... tell me that you don't love me.

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