Giles: "This is a lively space. It's like an activity room we had at public school. One time I got up to a bit of a prank with the dartboard."
Anya: "I'm bored. Let's eat."
Xander: "Anya, we talked about this."
Anya: "I'm sorry, that was rude. Please continue your story. Hopefully, it involves treacle and a headmaster."
Giles: "Go and eat."

Buffy: "Giles was the librarian at my high school."
Riley: "Ah, I've seen the library. It's gone downhill since you left."

Anya: "So what kind of place are you looking for?"
Spike: "I don't know. Maybe a crypt. Someplace, you know, dark and dank. But not as dark and dank as this."
Anya: "It's pretty depressing, isn't it?"
Spike: "I've known corpses with a fresher smell. In fact, I've been one."

Maggie Walsh: "So, the Slayer."
Buffy: "Yeah, that's me."
Maggie Walsh: "We thought you were a myth."
Buffy: "Well, you were myth-taken."

Willow: "You know. I'm sure you know. Riley's one of the commandos."
Giles: "What?! Well, that's marvelous, isn't it? Here I am, spent weeks trying to get a single scrap of information about our mysterious demon collectors, and no one bothers to tell me that Buffy's dating one of them? Who else knows?"
Xander: "No one. No one else knows this...  Anya, and that's it."
Willow: "And Spike."

Buffy: "I like pancakes 'cause they're stackable. Ooh, and waffles, 'cause you can put things in the little holes if you wanted to."
Willow: "You should always have a new boyfriend. You're so much fun right now."

Spike: "How are you feeling, mate?"
Giles: "Like snapping necks until everyone's dead."
Spike: "Now, that sounds like a Fyarl demon. Good for you. Hey, picked up a tail."
Giles: "Yes, just a little one. Hurts when I sit."

Buffy: "You okay?"
Giles: "Oh, um, embarrassed, mostly. Ethan's wardrobe's not helping any. How did you know it was me?"
Buffy: "Your eyes. You're the only person in the world that can look THAT annoyed with me."

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