Xander: "I laugh in the face of danger- then I hide until it goes away."

Xander: "For I am Xander, king of the cretins.  May all lesser cretins bow before me."

Giles: "That's the thrill of living on the Hellmouth. There's a virtual cornucopia of fiends and devils and ghould to engage! Pardon me for seeing the glass half full."

Xander: "That's why you're so cool! You're like a guy! You're my guy friend that knows about girl stuff."
Willow: "Oh great. I'm a guy."

Willow: "You're not invisible to Buffy."
Xander: "It's worse. I'm just a part of the scenery. Like an old shoe, or a rug that
you walk on every day but don't really see it."
Willow: "Like a pen that's all chewed up and you know you should throw it
away. But you don't, not because you like is so much. More 'cause you're just
used to it."
Xander: "Well, yeah, that is the point. You don't have to drive it through my
head like a railroad spike."

Amy: "I'm just happy to have my body back. I'm thinking of getting fat."
Buffy: "You know, I hear that look's in for Spring."

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