Top Ten ways to tell you've been out of university too long
10. Your friends marry and divorce instead of get together and break-up.
9. A fire in the kitchen is not a laugh.
8. You don't go to Tesco's with all your friends.
7. You pay the government thousands of pounds every year.
6. You have hoovered.
5. You "hate scrounging students".
4. Fantasies of having sex with three people at once replaced by fantasies of having sex with even one.
3. You no longer have a strange attraction to road signs when drunk.
2. 6:00 am is when you get up, not when you go to sleep
1. You go from 130 days of holidays to 20.