Welcome to my site. Glad to see you were smart enough to click on the keyhole! Yes, some people arent (mickey). I dont know why or how you found this place and it doesnt really matter anyway. But take a look around and dont forget to sign my guestbook. Because if you do, I know where you sleep and I will hunt you down...
if you learn to highlight things, you will be happy.













The Almighty creator
of this phenomenal page.
Arent adjectives wonderful?

My twisted sense
of humor...


Some farcical quotes
from people I know.
isnt farcical a neat word?

A lover
of oxymorons.


A Nifty
thing I found.


Some pictures
of extraordinary people.
my friends!

A few
things to make you witty.
ok, maybe not


Poetry
from people Ive never met.


My whimsical friends
from everywhere
There's those adjectives again

Lost?
find out where you are.


Interesting
things Ive found
atleast i think so

Links
to other places.
but my page is still the best damnit!

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