Wonders
Justin
I met him over 3 years ago. I've known him the longest of alllll my internet
friends. I finally met him! Gotta love the blue stripes
in his hair. Where's my teeth?? Smile damnit! Unfortunately, he likes to confuse me a lot damnit.
Sarah
Sarah is my wife. Sean married us in an ICQ chat. We can talk about
anything. I met her finally, too. Of course she introduced me to her parents
as the "49 year old rapist off the internet" but im only 40 damnit!
Love you sarah!
Sean
Yes, this is the guy who married me and sarah! No, he's not a priest..far
from it actually. He lives way over in PA. One day hes gonna drive
down here, pick me up and then we're gonna head on to Nevada. He
just doesnt know it yet.
Casey
Casey is Justin's lil bro. He keeps offering to give me strip dances.
Im not paying for them though. He's gonna have the table all ready for
it when I get there. He's also gonna clean the house and cook dinner for
me too...and yes, he knows that. I went all the way to where he lives and
the ungrateful twerp was away at some camp! How rude. If I ever do
meet him, Im gonna kick his butt [yes, he knows this too].
David
He's wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy over there in Australia. He doesnt
know anything "because he's an Australian." So dont ask. Davey
likes to make me graphics because im too dumb to do it myself. In return
I give him sayings that work to confuse and/or annoy people. It's
a good deal. He also likes to listen to me complain about things beginning with the
letter J. Rock on bitch!
Pat
Tap WAS back, but I think she's gone again. Maybe she should move
to Las Vegas and become a magician. She sure has that disappearing
act down good. Anyway, shes fun to be around [when she is in fact,
around]. The life of the party, the terror of the neighborhood, and
just an all-round patty whacker. That she is...yup.
Tomas
He lives in Houston now. He's the exception to the male suck rule.
I can tell him stuff I dont tell anyone else because he doesnt know anyone
I do or something. Im strange I guess, but so is he! So it all
works out.
Ryan
Ryan is a MEANIE HEAD!!!! He lives in Nevada with Justin, Sarah,
and Casey. I met him too. And accidently ran over his mail
box when me and Sarah took off in Justins vehicle...oooops
And thats all I gotta say about that.
Clayhead
His real name is Matt...but he thinks he's clayhead...or maybe I think
he's clayhead...either way, he's clayhead. He's my rich, catholic, long
lost brother. Clayheadsterinsky
Shaun
Another Nevadian...I think Im beginning to meet the whole state...argg. Shaun
lives in Vegas. He thinks his eyes are slanted. They're not, so
dont listen to him. Anyday now he's spose to come pick me up and take me
to Vegas.
Country Boy
Now, his real name is Clay. He lives in Vegas too. He likes to do
my algebra homework for me. He needs to move here so he can permanetly
do my homework. That'd be real nice..
ArchAngel
He's another Australian. His name is Ben[ster]. He likes to worship me, and
of course I let him. He's going to help me out with my porn star career.
Michael
He's another guy who wants to help me out with my porn star career.
He gives me ideas for stage names and stuff. He's pretty cool. He sent
me $10 for Vegas...so I bought him a frog...nyah
Becca
Becca's cool though shes's not speaking to me cuz I forgot to put
her on here...oops...and since Im afraid of her, I felt it best to go
ahead and give her a spot...heh Becca is a cruel evil person...thats
why she's my friend.
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