Wonders

Dont let your arms get tired


Justin
I met him over 3 years ago. I've known him the longest of alllll my internet friends. I finally met him! Gotta love the blue stripes in his hair. Where's my teeth?? Smile damnit! Unfortunately, he likes to confuse me a lot damnit.

Sarah
Sarah is my wife. Sean married us in an ICQ chat. We can talk about anything. I met her finally, too. Of course she introduced me to her parents as the "49 year old rapist off the internet" but im only 40 damnit! Love you sarah!

Sean
Yes, this is the guy who married me and sarah! No, he's not a priest..far from it actually. He lives way over in PA. One day hes gonna drive down here, pick me up and then we're gonna head on to Nevada. He just doesnt know it yet.

Casey
Casey is Justin's lil bro. He keeps offering to give me strip dances. Im not paying for them though. He's gonna have the table all ready for it when I get there. He's also gonna clean the house and cook dinner for me too...and yes, he knows that. I went all the way to where he lives and the ungrateful twerp was away at some camp! How rude. If I ever do meet him, Im gonna kick his butt [yes, he knows this too].

David
He's wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy over there in Australia. He doesnt know anything "because he's an Australian." So dont ask. Davey likes to make me graphics because im too dumb to do it myself. In return I give him sayings that work to confuse and/or annoy people. It's a good deal. He also likes to listen to me complain about things beginning with the letter J. Rock on bitch!

Pat
Tap WAS back, but I think she's gone again. Maybe she should move to Las Vegas and become a magician. She sure has that disappearing act down good. Anyway, shes fun to be around [when she is in fact, around]. The life of the party, the terror of the neighborhood, and just an all-round patty whacker. That she is...yup.

Tomas
He lives in Houston now. He's the exception to the male suck rule. I can tell him stuff I dont tell anyone else because he doesnt know anyone I do or something. Im strange I guess, but so is he! So it all works out.

Ryan
Ryan is a MEANIE HEAD!!!! He lives in Nevada with Justin, Sarah, and Casey. I met him too. And accidently ran over his mail box when me and Sarah took off in Justins vehicle...oooops And thats all I gotta say about that.

Clayhead
His real name is Matt...but he thinks he's clayhead...or maybe I think he's clayhead...either way, he's clayhead. He's my rich, catholic, long lost brother. Clayheadsterinsky

Shaun
Another Nevadian...I think Im beginning to meet the whole state...argg. Shaun lives in Vegas. He thinks his eyes are slanted. They're not, so dont listen to him. Anyday now he's spose to come pick me up and take me to Vegas.

Country Boy
Now, his real name is Clay. He lives in Vegas too. He likes to do my algebra homework for me. He needs to move here so he can permanetly do my homework. That'd be real nice..

ArchAngel
He's another Australian. His name is Ben[ster]. He likes to worship me, and of course I let him. He's going to help me out with my porn star career.

Michael
He's another guy who wants to help me out with my porn star career. He gives me ideas for stage names and stuff. He's pretty cool. He sent me $10 for Vegas...so I bought him a frog...nyah

Becca
Becca's cool though shes's not speaking to me cuz I forgot to put her on here...oops...and since Im afraid of her, I felt it best to go ahead and give her a spot...heh Becca is a cruel evil person...thats why she's my friend.

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