All in my head
Most people have an Imaginary friend named Bob (hi my name is
Bob, if you say it backwards it turns me on).
But mine is Ralph..
Ralph
Ralph is always there for me. Though sometimes he gets me real
weird stares from other people. For some reason, they cant see him.
Maybe because he's imaginary, but I'll never know for sure. I wrote a
poem about him in english one time. Can't remember it though. shucks.
I also have an imaginary Monkey named Fred.
Fred
Fred followed me home from the Omaha zoo. I was going to make
him go back, but Ralph really took a liking to him. Now, they're
inseparable and ALWAYS causing trouble. He was in the poem too.
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