I love how they use all these different versions of the Bible, like TMWB (which sounds like a WB network affiliate), TMNT (which, as we all know, stands for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles), etc.
Also, note how random phrases are underlined, as if this was specially written just for me, and the author thought that certain parts were really important. The underlines were all printed on, not done by hand. How personal.
Look at the date, too. Wednesday, 2002. Yeah, that narrows things down.
So, what we have here is a good luck charm/chain letter from Jesus, only someone forgot to fill out the form letter. By the end of page 1, this letter has already told me thing about myself that I didn't know, things like I'm down on my luck, and I'm all alone.
