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Hold your horses.

Yes, God is trying to say something that pertains to my life or the life of someone connected to my address. Now, I live in an apartment complex, and I'm pretty sure God knows that. There's a lot of peopls connected with my address.

"The Bible tells us this is how God often works." The Bible says God writes anonymous letters asking for money? Oh, wait. They didn't say anything about money. This is all for my spiritual well-being.

I also like how they stuck two unrelated parts of different Bibles together and passed it off as some sort of devine mandate.

Ok, so God has given me, personally, seven different revelations, and they're in a special envelope that I'm not supposed to open yet. Ok. And each of the revelations is connected with some great wonder from the Bible. I soo can't wait to open this envelope. It's gonna be hard waiting a whole 24 hours.

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