Ooooh! This letter is a spiritual prophet. I can tell because it clearly says right at the top. So, I guess I'll fill this in and send it off. No harm, no foul. It's not like they want money or anything, right?
What? And here I thought they were a respectable church with the best interests of my soul at heart! I can't believe they'd try to swindle me! On the other hand, if I pay them, God will do great things for me.
Here's the blessings I want:
1. For false prophets to stop pestering me.
2. For fundamentalists to leave me alone and respect my decisions.
3. For a calzone from Polito's.
4. For that elusive Count Dooku figure.
5. For stupid people to go away.
6. To never get junk mail again.
7. Infinite wealth.
Ok. Time to do the drill and see how it turns out.
