Wow! God wants to give me money? Sign me right up!
Evidently, God is also going to bring peace to my family, which I guess I really need after these long, hard years of tranquility. He's also gonna let me walk all over anyone or anything that stands in my way. Great! No more ethics for me! God said right there that I can do what I need to get what I want.
But that's not all, folks! I also get to be an excorsist!
So, God has all these great things in store for me inside this small envelope. The temptation is just too strong. Must. Resist.
So, now it gives instructions on how to use this luck magical message from Above. I'm supposed to put the envelope under my pillow, but I can't open it until I respond to the letter. After I put it under the pillow, I have to open my Bible (I guess it doesn't matter which one) to Romans 16: 25, 26, which says something about obedience of faith. Now, if you don't have a Bible, this letter will suffice. I also need to forget what I'm going through. I'm not too sure I want to do that, though, since I'm going through a particularly good patch of my life, right now, hence the lack of Ramblings. But I digress. I'm also supposed to list my seven most desired blessings on the last page, and keep in mind that if I give little, I will get little. So, I guess I'm supposed to send these people some seeds and they'll give the seeds to God for me, and then God will do wonderful things?
