"Your face is the same as everybody has-
the two eyes, so ... nose in the middle,
mouth under. It's always the same.
Now, if you had the two eyes
on the same side of the nose, for instance-
or the mouth at the top-
that would be some help.

"In my youth," said his father, "I took to the law.
And argued each case with my wife;
And the muscular strength, which it gave to my jaw,
Has lasted the rest of my life."