For those of you who are sadly uninformed, The Sad & the Pathetic is a t.v. show that I have created. It is about my life and those of my friends. I have a feeling that it will be bigger than Seinfeld. I just need time.

Below I have added some issues that I started writing in the summer. Mostly they are just silly thoughts that have gone through my head, but you never know when something serious will pop up.

2nd S&P

S&P3: Yeah! It's the Third One!

S&P4: Could it be? Oh my God it is!

S&P6: Uh Oh Folks. . .

S&P7: Come va?

S&P8: Hey Y'all

The Sad & the Pathetic: Issue 9

S&P10: Well Hello There

The Sad & the Pathetic: Issue 11

S&P12: Bitter? Me? Nah. . .

S&P13: Oops

The Sad & the Pathetic: Issue 14

The Sad & the Pathetic: Issue 15

The Sad & the Pathetic: Issue 16

S&P17: Woohoo 17!

The Sad & the Pathetic: Issue 18

The Sad & the Pathetic: Issue 19

The Sad & the Pathetic: Issue 20

The Sad & the Pathetic: Issue 21

The Sad & the Pathetic: Issue 22

The Sad & the Pathetic: Issue 23

S&P24: hmm. . the 24th? S&P? My, my. . .

The Sad & the Pathetic: Issue 25

S&P26: I don't know. 26th? Oh well. . .

S&P27: What up foo?

S&P28:28th. . and counting. . .Y2K. . . S&P. . . YwhoCares?

S&P29:Sheesh. . Another one? 28th? 29th?

S&P30:Sad and Pathetic. . . I don't even know anymore.

S&P31:31st. . . read it and weep

S&P24:. . .Madame President. . You called?

S&P33: Mmmm. . . blueberry pancakes

S&P34. . It's a "special" issue

S&P35:. . Seemingly so Innocent

S&P36: You're not old. . just ripe

S&P37: . . Mary Katherine Gallagher watch out. Superstar coming up!

S&P38:38th. . May I suggest a head check?

S&P39: Yin and Yang. ..

TS&P40:You're my flavor. .Mmmm marshmellowy . .

S&P41: Cabana boys and Creampuffs. . a perfect pair

S&P42:Two sweaty guys and . . .me

S&P43: Is the pocket half full or half empty?

S&P44:Yeah, my truck. . . zzzz. . .

S&P45:What lies beneath. . .

S&P46: Marshmallowy goo

The Sad & the Pathetic: Issue 47

S&P48:New and improved. . sure, sure

S&P49:Aging megadorks. . .

S&P50:All I have to say is. . . WHY??

S&P51: Viva le Lame!

S&P52: Limone and Tennis and Bekks, Oh my!

S&P53: Greece-We’re men...we’re men in tights, tights! tights.

S&P54: Greece2-International Mosquitoes of Mystery

S&P55: Potent . . Potential. . .potentially miserable.