take this dandy "Razor Says" quiz and find out
1)For much of the season, who has the Dallas Stars offense been like according to Razor? (Hint: it's been top heavy)
2)According to Razor: what best says "I love you, honey"?
3)When Mike Modano received a RAZORBOY this year, who did Razor say Mike had good looks like?
4)When Razor interviewed Doug Lites during a first period intermission, what did Razor say about fannies in Reunion Arena?
5)Who did Razor claim, wouldn't admit Razor beat him in the face-off circle?
6)Is Mortiferous a real word, or a Razorword?
7)Here's an easy one: Who sponsors the Open Net segment during the 2nd intermission?
8)Another easy one ('cuz you gotta get some right): What is Razor's real name?
9)Easy Question #3 (if you look at our announcers): Has Razor ever had facial hair?
10)If you were Razor what two words would you use to describe yourself?
11)What subject were neither Razor or Ralph good at (according to Ralph)?
12)When Razor played Hockey, what position did he play (and he still does at some Stars practices apparently)?
13)Say you're a hockey player, and some guy from the opposing team elbows you REALLY HARD. What might Razor say you've received?
14)Who on the stars is a very likable
young man?
(hint: he also calls him "the
little ball of hate")
15)What has razor nickenamed the "Chateau de bad-bad" and the "sin-bin"?
YOU WANNA BONUS??? OK...
What award did Ralph and Razor
recently win?